[bigred5765]

lol class
ok i had to do this as a attachment as its 17 pages long
every blonde joke known to man i think
heres a couple

Q: how do blonde brain cells die?
A: alone.
Q: how do you brainwash a blonde?
A: give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: how do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: blow in her ear.
A2: buy her another beer.
Q: how do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: how do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: how did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: she was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: how do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: how do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: tell her she's pregnant.