Out of context phrases
 

During a conversation in work one bloke came out with 2 classics

1) I have never been bitten on the nob by a dog but id doesn`t half hurt when you have been had by a cat :lol::confused:

2) I have had nearly every animal going, i have even fancied a couple of chickens


And the graduate engineer today told us that his brother went through his mother for his car insurance:lol:

You must be very bored lee but tehre funny :p

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yes ash i am:)

One of todays:


I got to handle a rhino when i was down under:lol: