Chuck Norris
 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

when chuck norris falls in the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris fired Sir Alan Sugar.

Chuck Norris, Norris Chuck baaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one, For Chuck Norris each testicle is larger than the other one



Chuck also sounds like Duck:)

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

To much motor cleaner sniffing on here i think :eh?:

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.