Keep off the grass
 

Please do not park or drive on the grass.
All the grass is allocated to the Football.(Even in the off season)
We've got a really good track, let's be patient while the pitting area is sorted.

Where does 'the grass' extend to? Where you and I parked isn't really grass, but I bet its still being claimed by the footballers.

My bad for driven on the grass and bein a pillock.
I cudnt get out the normal way and had to get off.
Sorry for my behaviour.

What part are we talking about? Is behind the crates still okay?

What "crates" ?

Slaped wrists
 

Consider yourself slapped.

Come Si, Grass is green. If it's not green you can park on it.

Pmsl and he is a teacher!!!!!

Hey Mr Shanks, I thought you were dead!
Or have you been racing with a face lift?

Nah mate still about, too much work and not enough time bla bla etc etc!

[QUOTE=The race controller;508100]Come Si, Grass is green. If it's not green then I wouldn't smoke it. Corrected that for you!

The two big green things, they're called crates, shipment containers whatever you Wana call em

Rostrum!

Yeah but they are shipment containers

I consider myself punished. :cry:

A crate is a slatted wooden box or framework for packing, shopping, or storing fruit, furniture, glassware, crockery, etc.

I didn't see any of those.

p.s.
There are dictionaries on line, why not use them.

If you actually read any further on I corrected myself! Who gives a crap what you call it I just wanted to clarify something, but the bury way is the awkward way as nobody can put two braincells together

Bring a gum shield and some kind of face protection I reckon you might be hit in the head by a low flying buggy next time you race at bury because as you've stated we are all numb as piss stones.

I'm getting worried about you youre stick thin White as a sheet called gay and a male nurse all these things add highly together when assessing a risk factor and all the evidence points to you having AIDS

So Fu** off and die somewhere

I didn't specify all were thick fecks! But some are, buds I enjoy banter with you, I like a good bit of abuse it happens every day at work with the schizophrenic pricks I have to deal with but I enjoy it, but it has to be said some of the mental cases in the hospital have more brains and sense than some of the bury / other various clubs, seems to be this hobby attracts more than it's fair share of conservative bull shit

Queue the meaningless responses quoting snippets of this post from the unimaginative few

Oh dear. Yet another innocent post going down the drain and being aired publicly. Lucky we have the best track in the country to attract good racing.
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