For sale Russell Dyson ......
 

Well as can be seen by my ads, i have various things for sale.

I need the money, so i thought id sell Russ!

Any offers will be gladly accepted and im sure Russ wont mind.

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AAhhh i thougt you had a dyson for sale

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So what's the bidding starting at?

This is a class item...low mileage...free insane grin.

fiddy (aka Russ).

Bidding is as low as 99p start im afraid Russ.

I need the money and as they say, every little helps :o

Do i hear, £1 anyone :rolleyes:

does this include the use of his cars?:rolleyes:

I do think you have to pay someone to take him.:D:D:D

Awww c'mon...I've gone from a 99p start straight into negative equity! :o

By the end of this I'll owe you money I expect!! :eh?::eh?:

P.S. If the beeb make just one more witty bonfire-night pun, I will light my own blue touch paper and stand back.

the beep funny? jackass on film 4 thats class.

Was watching family guy on three...now opting for Dave TV.

Sadly no Top Gear tonight though on Dave.

but even with all this tv talk still no bids for ya Russ. lol:D

:( Hmm can Russ bid on himself.......

Could potentially pay you money Col...to buy myself...but that seems like some sort of mad circular paradox...an impossibilty of sorts that makes my head hurt.

Just throw in some stuff about me travelling back in time to stop Col putting me up for sale before I bid on myself and won....and that's a real head wrecker!

top gear was on ! lol... you must have missed it. it was the tractor one aswell !

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Awwww...shit!

Hasn't Hammond's hair gone a bit mad now since his accident. He's looking more and more like Doc "1.21 jiggawats" Flux Capacitor.

10 hours and still no bids! You might be best to put him in a bag and leave him outside Oxfam Col!

What the refund policy for defective goods?:D

Oxfam wouldn't take him. they insist on donations being in a clean and serviceable condition, apparently. :D

Would you be willing to split the lot?

I quite like his coat:D

how much is postage?

has he been re-built recently and always had worn parts replaced?

Coat can be arranged no problem:p