whoops, silly bint....
 

Well, there I was, at Asda, filling up with some expensive LPG (42.9p a litre!!!), next thing you know, load of noise comes from over at the express lane.....

Some silly woman had pulled up to the pump, opened, filler, put nozzle in..... then went to drive away!!! rip the nozzle right off the hose..... she stopped, looked at it, took it out, fuel cap back on, wandered back to the pump looking a little bemused, hung the nozzle back up and promptly drove off....

:D LOL

there are some stupid people around :rolleyes:
didnt any of the staff do anything :confused:

Craig

Sounds like the dumbass that drove into my car other day.
Was sitting about 4 cars from a roundabout waiting to pull out, not moving. She pulls out from a store exit, hits my car, then continues to accelerate into my bumper for about 3 seconds, twat. :rolleyes:

Must be the same woman that almost totalled my focus this afternoon.

There I was minding my own business driving past the petrol station, when all of a sudden some daft tart just comes flying out of the exit (bearing in mind its a blind exit and you cant see the road properly...therefore you have to STOP!).If it wasn't for my quick reactions she would have totalled my car in a t-bone stylee.

But she just wasn't paying a blind bit of notice to anything other than exiting the petrol station at light speed.

She was onto the other side of the road before she decided to stop the car...thats how fast she was exiting the station. I was forced to divert onto the opposite side to aviod her.

She didn't even appologise.

And women get cheaper insurance.......

...any other day and I think I would've just let her hit me and claimed loads a compo.

...but I'm racing tomorrow so I need the car.:D


I do keep saying to myself that I'm just gonna let them hit me nex time, but its jst natural reaction to bloody avoid the chuffin idiots.

they get cheaper insurance because you avoided her lol

ah, thats a common one, the round-a-bout shunt..... they see you moving, they look right, don't see you stopped till they hit you.... lol

To level the balance of the 'woman are bad drivers' I sat at Tredegar park round-a-bout to go onto the motorway, i moved up to the line, the bloke behind me didn't look, and impailed the radiator of his rover 600 onto my tow hitch.... no damage to mine, his car was having a good wee all over the road.... i asked if he was alright, he said he was, and drove off..... onto the motorway..... i think he seized half a mile down the motorway... hee hee

No no no, i hadn't moved for about half a minute lol, she just thought she could fit into the other lane! And she was driving a left hand drive tank! :D

stupid bints.
 

as phils wife. my question has to be. what colour hair do they all have?? gotta be blonde. were not all that bad, its not like i drove into a parked house or anything.:D

MY mums a good driver we had someone pull out of a junction hit the front pasanger side and keep accelerating and pushed us about a meter.

A

haha ! mint :rolleyes: is that the real reason he got rid of his 2.5 vectra hahaha

:)

:)The writing was on the wall when they gave them the vote and it's been down hill ever since. It's because we spoil them and buy them domestic appliances like washing machines, vacuum cleaners & dishwashers that they have the time to spare to go out and cause mayhem on the roads!:)

i had some stupid woman pull out on me today and believe it or not i actually swerved 3 times ( in the same direction ) so she never hit me, ended up on the other side of the road :mad:

I won't even mention the trail of destruction my ex left.... but it was just usualy my cars... i think it was a territorial thing... make her mark by breaking something....

the secrets out , just dont tell the wife ;)

My Birds mum is a nightmare on the roads i will not get into a car with her although its probably the safest place to be. Its like an comedy film, she just leaves burning cars and pile ups in her wake while she drives on oblivious to it all.

i remember one time and the only time i was in the car with the poisoned dwarf and she had missed a turn off on a dual carraigeway in newcastle so i said just go up to the roundabout and come back down the other side, most people would move into the right hand lane and go round the inside of the round about, she went almost 360 degrees round in the outside lane of a 4 lane roundabout, there were people flashing, beeping ,abusing her etc. the woman is dangerous!!

When i pointed out she should have been in the inside lane she replied with i havent had an accident in this car yet:o
her last 5 had been written off though from people hitting her:rolleyes:

class mate :D... you still got that little merc, that things awsome

lol :p

merc-tech .co.uk ?

you up and running then phil ? :)

yep been open 3 weeks now and doing good , just way to tired, and hopefully it wont effect my racing :D.and before you say i know it cant get much worse;)

haha brilliant mate good to hear that..

ur xray just needs weight mate haha ! too bloody light ! :D

what gets me (and I don't want any females or disabled or old people to shout at me) is the 'equal opportunities' thing. It seem to me that if you're a young male that is able bodied then you get discriminated against. Women get cheaper insurance, old people get cheaper insurance (even though they can't see properly and their reactions are slower) and disable people get to park where they want....what happened to equal oppotunities?

The best thing is, its the women, the old and the disabled that cry out for equal opportunities.

So why is it that my car insurance is more than my sister in laws and my grandads ( yet I've had less accidents in my driving career), why do I have to park at the other side of morrisons car park when there are disabled spaces empty..AND there are blue badge holders parked in 'normal' spaces?!

If they want equal opp's, then pay the same insurance and park in the same places. Thats equal.

Cos the way I see it, it certainly isn't equal the way things are now.