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Q: my car does not have an anti lock braking system - i am interested in an abs light for my dash - i cannot afford nor am i interested in the actual braking benefits of an abs system - i am solely interested in tricking people into thinking my car is safer than it is. do you or are you looking into prototyping this product - it seems like its up your alley.Aug-17-07A: We are working on new ideas, thank you.Q: I honestly think this is the greatest product i've seen on ebay in a while. Honestly if i didn't have a sunroof i think i would buy two and make it look like my car was a T top..I think you should sell that as a seperate product as well....and if you do, give me a free one for the idea. Tom [email protected]ug-17-07A: Thanks!
I would really love the open-roof experience of a sunroof. I'm very excited to see that this can give me that feeling without drilling holes. What a product! How does it work?

Will this work with my convertible?

Q: can I get away with only buying one, for two cars... and switch which one I put it on depending on my mood?

Q: How does the sun get thru the roof?

Q: how much horsepower does this add?

I would love to have a sunroof - is it guaranteed to be waterproof? do you have pictures from the inside of the car after install?

Q: Is this the kind of sunroof that slides back or only pops up?Aug-17-07A: This sunroof is only ornamental, it´s a sticker that gives your car the look of a real sunroof, but it doesn´t slides back or pops up.Q: Does the product come with instructions on how to cut the hole in the car roof? Aug-17-07A: This sunroof is ornamental, it is only a layer of stickers that attaches to your car, without any holes and gives the car the appearance of a sunroof.HILARIOUS!!!