oOple quote of the weekend
 

There were so many oneliners I thought I'd start a thread.

Some of my favourites.

Bradders: "Fair play, he hasn't even put his c*ck away"

Greenwood: "David Coulthard is the gayest looking straight man in the world, except for Pidge of course"

Vermin "We would have a fire exstinguisher but unfortunatly coatsy's has lost the keys"

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Liz " omg ben, reverse the car! They were fucking in the back of that car!!! "
Me " Are you the couple who were dogging at the top of the road?"
Griff " dogga dogga dogga dogga"

Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!"

Trish: Various "Beavis & Butthead" styley ramblings over the mic during his comedy commentating stint!

DC: "Would the owners of a Mondeo seen parked up at the end of the road make themselves known to race control please?" to a loud cheer

Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!"


lmao!!

And bring it back to the pit area, letting it roam around your stuff for a while while the tale was told.

Stu "This is not an 'oOple Meeting'"?

Stu "Lets have a driver vote"?

Pukey "ive chucked up on dc's generator"

DJ Kirky: "that would have been a perfectly acceptable mix in a club" :woot:

Coates: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

Col: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

DC: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

Bulk: "Whats dogging?"

Stu:
"I am Paul Worsley."

Dan G:
"Team Fluffy Bum consists of people who get all of their speed from a distinct lack of speed."

Rich L:
"Dogging is a lot like walking your dog."

Anonymous Racer 1:
"These Yokomo pink springs are more pink than Jimmy's hair!"
Anonymous Racer 2:
"Nono, I don't think so."
Anonymous Racer 3:
"That's not even possible."


Anonymous Racer to Tom C:
"God, could you turn off the rain please?"

Anonymous Racer:
"Belsten, you prince of the Brown Lane!"

WTF!! here Gayne goes turning things around again.

Think youll find its him who didnt have a clue what dogging is! what a way to find out haha!

Race control at 0800 Sunday morning prior to the first heat: "Umm, looks like we might need a few volunteer marshalls..."

mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself":wtf:.................so thats what they were doing up the lane:woot:

Belsten standing by the curry house door to the waiter. Excuse me mate, can you tell me the way out:woot:, man you were sober!!! Where's my butter chicken biiiiitch

Me to other unknown driver: "Is that a CR2? They're a fast car."
Jonathan : "I know, I designed it."

:lol::lol:

Bav to curry house waiter, "excuse me mate, can you tell me where the clunge is?", "sorry sir I don't understand", "the clunge? The minge?"

The converters first words in the hotel room: "I don't believe in rape" (that was a scary moment!!)

what were his words (or actions!) when you left sat night!!?? hahaha