Awesome car for sale on ebay!
 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-CITROEN-S...item35a8285e98


just read the advert he really sells it well

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear :(

i can jus imagine him sitting infront of his stolen lap top in burberry writing this advert. i dont think one word is spelt correctly lol.

i think we should give him some stick i am gonna click the ask the seller a question button haha

The link sends me to a page with wheels and cars. Have you got the specific advert number

when i clicked on it, it was the top advert.

Blue "saxo" - if you could call it one with whats been done to it :D

I had to search for which one they meant also, this one

i have edited the original link now.... yeah thats the one i meant jimmy

A sad reflection of the txt spk generation.

So he did not see a 25x8 ft hole which took the bodykit off (must have been nodding to his d+b) which was then repaired by the "clames" people who put it back together better than before but it "dunt" look as good as it did. what did he do drive down it again??? It looks a wreck but its got 2 crackheads bidding on it.

i know i almost thought it was a piss take

LOL....that is funny, best bit is "no log book" who is going to buy it with no log book!!

I like this...

:lol:

Can someone translate this for me:

"the power cap anps ant with the car but i will but a amp an sud in the car "

i foned him(luke)
 

was bored house-sitting,so went to public phone here in spain and phoned luke.asked him if the cat d "hurricane" did any more damage to his car or his house.and that "hurricane must have been a bad 1 to hide his car in an hole.was there a prob with interior lights,as he had replaced it with a "neon" one.did he have a airhorn fitted,as the car had a "big boo".did his "rear disk" play 45 & 33 records.when he turned the steering,were his balls knocking all the time.was it possible he could just turn the "airbag light" off.was there any panel that did not have a "crack" on it.then asked him if he would take 1500 cash,which he replied "ye yoof".then i explained he could not take a buy it now price after he had recieved a bid."that made him think".i still had 1euro 28cents left,so asked him if he would take a scania turbo in part-chop.but before he could reply,i told him that the turbo had been changed from a constant velosity to a screw.(that was head scratching i am sure)his reply was,"iyl let biddin run yoof.:woot:

Awesome lol

" px or swap renult 5 gt or any turbo "

I've not seen a renault 5 turbo for ages, and assuming he finds someone with one, they're practically classics and worth more than some heap of crap saxo! :D

I do believe in the Queens English it should probably say:

The power capacitor [I have no fookin idea what "anps" are - I thought it was amps but not sure it then makes sense] aren't with the car but I will put an amplifier and sub-woofer in the car.

Nice to see he got good value for money out of his schooling.

My mate at work has a turbo in his lockup - no car mind, just a turbo. I think he'd want this pleb to pay some cash too though :lol:.

These are the bits that made me snigger.

good points

17 inch rim tsw 600 brand new last feb

bad points
alloys skuffed

Just love the contradictions, or should that be

contra DICK ions.

it's not Stampy selling this is it?