If its not one thing its your mother...
 

This evening after i came home from work my mum said to me ive got a funny voicemail on her phone she said she had listened to the first bit and there doesnt seem to be anyone there. So i got home did the old 901 it says its 4 minutes long. So i start listening and its all quiet a bit of sort of backround noise then about a minute in suddenly a familier voice says "why isnt this blooming thing working" Then she carries on leaving my dad a voice mail message un aware she is phoning herself...

I rolled around on the floor laughing so much.

If its not one things its your mother...

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I guess you had to be there................