How do I stop her
 

moaning

and that's 99% of the time :woot:

the other 1% is OK :drool:

answers on a pm or post your thoughts here

seems your 1% better off than me!

Has the warranty expired?
Can't you get a refund or an exchange!!!!

thats why women don't fart...




they never keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure :lol:

don't think so, she's a bit long in the tooth now

had her since 85, not that she's 85 :lol:

her father died about 6 years back & she doesn't want to go back to her mother and her sisters won't take her on :mad: :o

Bad news. Mine moans all the time and starts arguing with me so I just go racing and leave her behind. I tell them that I don't go down the pub womanizing and i spend all the other days with her so what's the problem.:thumbsup:

DNA
 

Its part of their DNA make up "Chromosome Base Pair number 56 " I think ? The Nago Aloto sequence !!! :thumbsup:

Have you got a back garden? and a shovel? :thumbsup:

Might be time for a new patio lol!!

i think its time for a trade in for a new model:thumbsup::woot:


G

Yes to both but I don't do hard graft. How do I go about getting her to do the dirty work without her knowing what it's for?

Did mention this in late summer

tell her you buried her favourit hand bag by mistake :thumbsup:

Baseball Bat !

Go
 

Gaffer tape. As my signature says, it really does fix everything :thumbsup:
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Vaporgenie Reviews

the only moaning mine does is in the bedroom :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: other than that she help funds my rather expencive rc habbit lol

I can second that :thumbsup: :lol:

:lol::lol:

i dont want to tell you dude BUT :thumbdown::p:p

she dont get to moan much cause usualy her mouth is full:woot::woot::woot::woot:

Ah i never had you down as a chubby chaser / Feeder :thumbsup: