The Jim..... Contest
 

This is not intended to offend, purely as a joke.

Basically, you have to make up a 'The Stig' Style introduction regarding Jimmy.

I.e

Some say he is Neil Cragg in disguise, and that he hoards vintage RC cars, all we know is is he's called the JIm :o

oOple madness, I have been infected hehe must be that stilton cheese I had lol

Some say that he once challenged Tony Blair for the role of Prime Minister, and merely by sneezing he has the power to start tornados, all we know is... he's called the jim..........

heres some more

Some say when he blinks, it takes a 23 megapixel picture, and that he has a magic pencil......

Some say he can change the F number of his eyesight, and has a Nikon tatoo on his left toe

Some say he's allergic to cheese, and has carbon fiber bones.... alll we know is he's called the jim :D:D:D:D

Some say that all he eats is fish and thin (Mc Donnalds style) fries....... oh hang on, thats true!

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lol:D

Some say his kneecaps are reversed, so he can even kick his own butt, and that he use Windows Vista Jimmy edition, all we know, is he's called the Jim:D

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what the ....

oOple madness :D:D:D;)

Haha your famous jimmah!!:p

Some say he can lick his own eye brows, and he always eats the last rolo first just to avoid heartbreak, all we know is he is called Jim

Hmm, lose points for unoriginality - that kneecap thing is a direct rip from the ol' Jezza C!

:rolleyes: Damn

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Some say he's the guy who waits till the last second to bid on eBay, and that he invented throttle jamming, all we he is called Jim

some say his first word was iso ....and that he will live longer than a brushless motor....all we know is hes called the Jim...:yawn:

some say He appears on high-value stamps in austria and that he can melt solder with his bare hands.....al we know is hes called the jim

some say that he can qoute the url relating to any thing on the interent and that his earwax tastes like morrisons lemon tarts...all we know is hes called the jim.;)

some say that he has been seen leaving tesco's at 3am with a 'bag 4 life' full of disposable kodak cameras wearing a dreadlock wig,merv hughes moustache and humming 'the birdy song' !
and that his hair colour is more explosive than an ib4200 cell..........all we know is he's called the jim.

hahahahaha nice additions :D:D:D

some say, he can control his car with his toes and that he is know as a god in some parts of india, but all we know he's called the Jim :D :D :D

Some say he sold his 4th nipple to mothercare, so they can mold perfectly formed teets for baby bottles, and his hair automatically changes colour to avoid detection from the CSA, all we know is he is called Jim.

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