Dad, can I have a lift
 

lazy son of mine wants a lift to play football 0.4 miles from his door:thumbdown:

told him to run there, it'll warm his muscle up if he can find one:lol:

0.4 miles! i wouldnt walk there :D or is that cos im lazy

I know id ask for a lift :thumbsup:

Perhaps he just wants you to go with him

Could aalways cycle there?:thumbsup::thumbsup:

if you kick his arse hard enough then that will make the walk shorter !

there's more chance of me getting on the moon than getting me to a footy match or going with him to one

yeh but ben look in the mirror :p

:o:o Owned :o:o

:thumbsup:

lol:lol:

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

Pass the popcorn and space raiders

:lol: Toochay (No I don't know how to spell it) :p

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!!

Heeeeyyyy, he got you there Mark!! :lol:



My girlfriend once had a t-shirt that said "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!"

She got some awesome mean looks off the skinny tarts that walked past her!!:thumbsup:

there is dear ben..............plastic surgery:p but then with a love truncheon like mine, who needs looks?

Gonna be a bit expensive compared to my option?

Yes Mark?

maybe your dad can sponsor me?:p:thumbsup:

Dont think he could afford that much work... :eh?:

:lol::lol:HAHAH spilled the popcorn now

Give in yet mark?

:)

ben youll givin first