Daft things you say to make conversation....
 

Anyway, last night i was at some girls house and it was late, the tv was on and she had just come down stairs and walked into the living room. I had just seen an advert for finish dish washer washing liquid and needed something to say, so the smoothest and coolest thing i could come up with was.

"Dishwasher cleaner that cleans the dishwasher instead of the dishes, whatever next"

She didn't actually respond :lol:

But did it get you what you wanted? :woot:

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To a girl in my photography class:

"Is there a reason your so occupied and amused by an elastic band?"

Wasnt really to make conversation, i was just curious.

A gentleman would never say G :lol:


Did you know that if you boil a condom you can stretch them over your body :o

and you have actually tried ??????

I think that's a challenge for the EBOR 24 :lol:

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I'll give it a bash :lol:

If you try hard enough and are careful you can stretch them over a telephone box.............

And if you're wondering - yes I have :woot:

I have heard that, i am just a bit scared of dieing once it covers my mouth and nose, there will be 100% commitment shown though.

Safety man (or woman) with a pair of scissors should take care of any suffocation moments:woot:

Best to be safe than sorry:lol:

ah, joys of working with the Millitary, I won't even mention what some used to get up to, them Navy guys are scary.....

If we went into that, this thread would need a minimum age limit!

I know of one ship that has a gay Tuesday (not as bad as it sounds, you're only allowed to play Steps etc. on the mess radio and drink cocktails with camp names) and another that has a naked Wednesday (as bad as it sounds!)

I swallowed a live gold fish once while drinking with some navy boys :lol:

How long have you got? Ive said lot's of retarded things to make conversations :lol:

Tame night then?

We have woman at work who is random and spurts some real random shit, more random than me. Its like she is thinking stuff inside her head, then some words escape. She was walking past me on Wednesday morning and said "Imagine shagging that Mini-me", I didn't respond.

Then Thursday, the random comment was "What about them turbines".

Its ace. I sometimes plot a random comment and spurt it at her, but she just doesn't get that it was random and makes conversation about it. :eh?:

" nice teeth... do you use bleach" was one i remember :o I got a bad look! :lol:

Couple of years ago in one of my art lessons i opened my gob tooooo wide :cry: " ben you need to take more time with your drawings.." 'but sir i just.. well i think the lessons crap.. oh fuck i ACTUALLY didnt mean to say that' i went bright red and got sent out :lol:

" when you gonna get bigger boobs then" :o thank god she took it as a joke :blush:

" it's all you expect from these pred drivers" :wub

"I have a duck called quakerly."

"That lecturer looks like captain pickard off star trek"

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