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Blackadder 25th Anniversary
:thumbsup: Its just the best, feel free to quote away ..
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Blackadder: We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, Ploppy, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadd...lackadder4.jpgBlackadder to George: Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who is seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's apple that makes him look as if he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.
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"That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles."
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"Splendid, no time to lose. George – set up your easel. Baldrick and I will pose. This is art’s greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and told Leonardo Da Vinci she was in a slightly odd mood"
If there is anything British people are good at except for offroad racing, it is humor, I'm a very big fan of Blackadder, The IT Crowd, Fawlty Towers,... |
baldrick, what begins in come here and ends in ouch
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there are just toooooooo many to quote. best comedy series ever. |
Blackadder: Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary.
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Balls, UK Gold or something is starting to show them all from start to finish in order aren't they?
When's it on, need to set the SKY+ ? |
i have a cunning plan sir,
does it involve a turnip, and they just carry on, true classic trekkker |
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"May the lord hate you and all your kind, may you turn orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."
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you have more twists and turns than a twisty turny thing.and my fav the queens sqeeeeekkkkk.
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That's not the only thing round here that's very small indeed. Your brain, for example, is so minute Baldrick that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit.
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I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
I find his films as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it! |
'Baldrick, you are so thick you couldn't be declotted by an electric declotter' and my favourite... 'Darlinggg' Black adder is a true British classical :thumbsup:
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row row row ya boat gently down the stream.......... belts off trousers down isnt life a dream.... WOOF
i have a cunning plan.......... we will wear these boxer shorts on our heads, stick 2 pencils up our noses and use the words...... awibble |
that was the funnyist progamme ive seen but ive got the whole series on dvd. im still going to watch
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