Today I learned a lesson
 

Don't put you hand out to stroke a chicken - they peck!

I now have a big chunk missing out of one of my fingers.

Bwahahaha chris you never cease to amuse me :lol:

Hahaha... brilliant :-)

I learned that when I was about 5 or 6 though Chris.

Cheers for those words of wisdom Gui - to be fair I should have learned that lesson 3 years ago when I was bitten on the nose during this incident:

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Dude, wolly park?

Ginger beard!:lol:

Scott

Lmao Chris, wot ya like!!!

Hen pecked shambles.
Can't believe you tried to out stare a swan. :lol:

That looks more like Attenborough nature reserve, is it wrong that im thinking after getting pecked by the swan (probably because the swan was offended by chris' ginger beard and reactalite lenses combination) chris more than likely turned around to flee the traumatic situation to swiftly trip arse over tit in a most stylish manner, only to be mocked by a pre pubescent fat kid licking an ice cream :lol:

Yeah Attenborough, go there with the kids often :) Awesome place. Good food too.

Picture of the finger please!!
Let's put some splatter stuff on oople!:thumbsup:

Yes it was Attenborough.

Ginger beard? it is the only hair on my body that is ginger, and only seems to go ginger during the summer.

Martin - there may have been some stumbling afterwards in disbelief, only to get laughed at by the mrs. Thing is another swan came along, snatched the bag from me and then bit my arm. For 3 days I had a big beak-shaped mark on my arm!!!

Lol chris you really do live your life like you're an actor in a silent movie.... love it mate keep up the good work :D
Ps noddy holder wants his ginger sideburns back

Nothing wrong with sideburns, Jack Lord rocked them like a boss...

well there's worse people i've been compared to. I can't understand why i've got dark hair (not just on my head;)) but bingers and beard that are ginger!

My students keep telling me I look like Simon Pegg:thumbdown: