Toilet seat
 

When you go for a dump, or ladies both, do you like the toilet seat to be warm and comfortable and almost welcoming but you also have that thought in the back of your mind that someone else has just been sat there?

Or

Do you like it to be cold and clinical and pure, you feel like you have taken the toilet seats cherry its so cold. But its not welcoming is it??


:confused::confused::confused:

thats just plain wrong!

WTF:!:thumbdown:

I went with warm, its like a nice surprise when you expect it to be cold and its not :thumbsup:

Warm is good, as long as it isn't warm & wet.

god no lads! Warm is wrong, it suggests that someone else's ass has just been on it!

As a general rule you can assume that at some point someone else's ass has been on it.


I'll go for warm. It's not like they've been rubbing their arsehole on the seat rim..... I hope.

true, but cold gives that impression that's it's just been cleaned, so you're the first to use it.

mmm, virgin toilet seat

I thought you would of liked the sloppy seconds image stan? :confused:

I actually thought cold would have streaked ahead, how wrong was i :confused:

Good point. I guess it's all about your 'ass'essment of a cold or warm toilet seat at the end of the day.


Couldn't resist.

Cold all the way. It's better than an alarm clock for waking you up in the morning!

He has a point :thumbsup:

i was on holiday with the lads once, and one of the lads left a 'nugget' on the toilet seat:(

Thats bad.

We had a phantom s**tter on holiday too, we found them everywhere during the week, even on the balcony next door. The phantom would have had to jump a 3 ft gap to get there and back but we were about 5 floors up. :thumbsup:

I cant believe we actually took photos of where the phantom had left his mark as well:lol::blush:

did you get the photos? we weren't allowed half of our holiday photos from Max Spielmann once (probably cos they were so wrong!)

God your old, we use digital mate :lol:

In one of the pics, i thought it would be funny (i was drunk) to get my todger out and put a pair of sunglasses on him, i thought it looked like cyril sneer from the racoons :thumbsup::thumbsup::lol:


Like i said i was drunk :blush:

Cyril snee for those who dont know

http://www.gilsinan.com/raccoons/images/sneer1.jpg

had to use a wet wipe just before as weve ran out of tp.

that was cold

this guy wins the cyril sneer competition i reckon:)

Strike a light :woot::lol:

i don't like to take digital cameras out with me cos i always break it/lose it/drop it in the sea/drop it in my cocktail/get it stolen by some bint

is your cock as big a sneer's nose?:o