riddler
 

better than god, more evil than the devil, a poor man has, a rich man wants.

NOTHING :)

life :eh?:

first one correct! nice one. second is a vgood guess lol.

next riddle:
5 little things of an everyday sort, all can be found in a tennis court....

5 tennis balls :confused:

lol no

5 tennis rackets :confused: 5 tennis players :confused:

Im all outta ideas :mad:

Errr......seats, 4xplayers + one umpire?

That one is plain stupid :woot:

The answer is one of those "duh" ones english teachers enjoy looking smug when they give the answer :)

Easy, all answers are pr0n.

lol nope, no track in huddersfield, and yes its 5 vowels
A tEnnIs cOUrt.

next riddle: if you feed me i will grow, quench my thirst and i die, what am i?

lots of things.... that don't like water...

well my tip is FIRE. I used google only for word quench because I haven't met it so far :confused:
Yeah I spent one month last year there and had nothing to do - I wanted to see english race alive.

man these are far to difficult for a saturday night:eh?:

Well, we will never know answer for last question. :mad:

sorry, you are correct, but try think about them without googling :) thanks. next : A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

The panda bear, eats shoots and leaves.:)

lol :woot:
And you know, I'm not english native speaker, so I have to search some word with google that I don't understand.

Oasis? :thumbsup: