3 pet hates
 

I think i'm getting old now as little things just hit a nerve with me lately.
Here are my 3 pet hates.

1) people driving with fog lights on sometimes even in the day and certainly not when it's foggy

2) idiotic double barrelled names. like Mrs Jones-Smith. I work for mail order so see a lot of these go through the system.

3) very illegal personalised number plates. I seem to have an ANPR system built into my head which spots them lol. AN03 EWM in the wrong font incorrectly spaced reads ANDREW M...

pet hates
 

Brilliant mate, your not getting old as I couldnt agree more with your pet hates....how bout these ones?

1) People who wear sun glasses in doors, especially in clubs and pubs!
2) Car stickers that say 'Princess on board'
3) People who's voices go up in tone at the end of a line as if they are asking a question every time they speak lol

Putting it all in perspective though...I did actually see a book in Waterstones that was titled '1000 Things that boil my blood' :lol: brilliant

oh also. the amount of people I see wrongly parked is amazing. At Aldi you can put money on people being in the disabled or mother and toddler bays and the normal spaces are metres away!

and at our morrisons people sit in their 4x4's waiting on the double lines outside the store doors when there are hundreds of spaces again metres away. grrr.

Couldnt agree more about people with no children parking in the parent and baby section.

We have a small child and need to open the doors quite wide on the MPV to get her out and end up parking in the normal spaces which are waaaay too small.

If i see someone without a child in these spaces i get quite vocal about it too.lol

1/ People who drive transit vans/lorries/Land Rovers/Range Rovers/company cars (etc) and feel it is there god given right to give me shit because my car is smaller than theirs.

2/ People who put their kids into these ridiculously messed up pagent thingys (off of America?)

3/ The deaf man who lives in the flat above me watching porn during the day with the volume loud enough that he can hear it...and most of the neighbourhood (true story).

Really glad i spotted the BABY ON BOARD badge as i was just going to try and kill you with my transit van(especially you chris!):woot:For f---s sake!!

1. Stupid people
2. Very Stupid people
3. Extreamely Stupid people

My wife
1 nag
2 nag
3 nag

Agree with all/most of the above.

1) Child on Board..... yet you pulled out on me and your driving like a retard.

2) Mini Roundabouts. Especially people who give way to every single thing around, and then pull out on the one thing he SHOULD have given way too (and that victim is usually me, as I rarely hesitate if there's a gap).

3) Traffic lights on left turn filter lanes. Asif we are unable to use our friggin' eyes and look for a gap. Making me stop for no good reason is wasting my fuel, and don't get me wrong, im all for safety but this is ridiculous. Maybe the red light should have a sign "If your unable to make a safe judgement, please check light (red = stop), otherwise giveway and go when safe to do so".

:woot: @ all 3

Parents who smoke in the car with their kids in the back..

ok its only one but its 3 times annoying..

Girls who have "babe on board" signs when they are clearly fat birds

nice how you did number 3 there on purpose :thumbsup:

1) Bosses.

2) Wives

3) Green peace people who ask you to fill out a 300 page questionaire on saving trees.

My list could go on for Ages but it would piss loads off.

Mine are 1 ansmann drivers
2 short people
3 volkswagon drivers

1. Beetroot
2. Virgin Media Indian? call centres
3. Dogshit on the kids shoes, although quite funny on others

1. People who park in disabled spaces.
2. People who give my wife shit for parking in a disabled spaces because she is young and you wouldn't know she's a Double amputee when she has trousers on, she walks so well.
3. People who ride on disabled scooters at theme parks just because they are obese.

4. Aubergines

Ansmann
Nitrotek
people who crash into me in rc race's !!

lol

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

1. Dole scroungers ( by this I mean healthy fit people that can't be bothered)
2. iPhone 4" failed to send text " message (just send it when you get reception like normal phones grrrr)
3. Alphabet spagetti ( should be called letter spagetti cause not once has it come out of the tin in order):)

1. People who drop Litter
2. People at our club who give me sh1t for listening to Radio 4
3. Twisted leg Jeans.. I mean who the hell invented those things?

1. iFads (how people go crazy over anything apple when they are just the same as anything else on the market.)
2.People parking in disabled spaces when they arent disabled
3. People who ask " what does this model do" when they have the rule book infront of them! ( I work at a warhammery type shop)

All the more reason to continue :) Its not offensive if the majority laugh with you (apparently) :)

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4/ People who play with Warhammer *chuckle*

5/ People who bought an iPad2 after owning an iPad1 and genuinely believe that they need whatever updates/upgrades the 2 has over the 1 even though all they do is play Angry Birds, read the news and look at oOple on it.

6/ Thin people in gyms who look at the fat sweaty person on the treadmill with that look of "wow, hes fat, fatty ought to lose some weight and do some exercise"..

4) Badly synchronized traffic lights. Your encouraging me to drag race, because otherwise im sat at another red light for the next 5 minutes only 50yds ahead of where I last wasted 5 minutes... therefore im flooring it before it changes.

5) People who sit in right turn filter lanes, waiting for the filter light on the lights. The lights are on green and there is a gap, you don't need the additional green arrow to confirm that gap.... GOOOOOO!

1) having to walk to the other end of our new tesco to get a trolley for the kids when the parent/child bays are complete opposite end! Yet right opposite the bays we park in, there are tons of normal trollies!

2) someone pulling out of a side street right in front of you then making a right turn at the next street and holding every fecker up!

3) our postie who has not learnt how to close gates, 3 times he's broken ours now

4) people who diss Ansmann :p

7/ ANYONE who bought the Cher Lloyd -Swagger (bloody) Jagger single and helped it get to number 1.

8/ Anyone who buys this year's X Factor single and helps that get to number 1.

9/ Any newspaper/magazine that continues to publish any form of "news" about Katie Price (closely followed by every other pathetic Z-list botoxed fake-tanned bleach-blonde legs-a-kimbo dipshit) therefore continuing to make her (them) think that the majority of the UK actually care.

15 days without smoking, this thread is proving most theraputic!

10/ Aled Hayden-Jones off of the Chris Moyles show.

11/ Mushrooms.

12/ The RDS on my car stereo kicking in and scanning for a better frequency just as something life changingly important is about to be said on the radio!

guilty as charged!

Rant at the trading section

People who use oople soley to sell stuff

People who post "wanted cheap as poss" with no ball park figure

People who post in wanted then never bother to reply to pm,s

Open to offers ads and when you put in an offer (which you think is resonable) you get told not to be so stupid "mate"

1/ cars pulling out on me all the time (small car syndrome @cosie)

2/ motorway middle lane hogs -when theres nothing in the left lane

3/ Recorded message calls on my home phone

4. Bald men infront of you in the barbers
5. Rc drivers that don't move over when being lapped!
6. New plumbing fittings that leak.... How can coke make millions of bottles for pence that don't leak and the expert plumbing manufacturers charge £8 for a S trap that P*ss's out:(

1)People at Roundabouts/gyratory systems
2) people on Mobile scooters Smoking!!
3) people on race rostroms you know what I mean

I could go on and on

13/ Women who say that giving birth is the most painful experience ever.
I have never asked to be kicked in the nuts a second time, but I see many women with more than one child (and no C-S scar...) :confused:

14/ Dogs that get all funny and agressive when you blow into their faces, yet very often stick their heads out of car windows during long drives :confused:

There must be more, but my mind has drawn a blank...

6) Forums..... When someone starts a thread needing a difinitive answer, and somebody posts with "I think....", providing a guess. End result is a thread of posts with no difinitive answer, just adds to confusion. I stay away from all forums axcept this one.

7) Supermarkets, the isles can be 20ft wide yet the woman with 3 kids and no control still manages to own the whole isle!

8) Supermarket Car Parks. I park miles away on my own so not to get car dinged by a careless door opener - I come back and my car is surrounded by cars!! Usually so close im climbing in through the boot!

9) People at work coming to talk about work during my break. Yet during their break if I accidentally decide to get even for you interupting mine, your an abrupt a-hole - so don't be suprised if im more 'off' next time you interupt mine... I have to leave the building during dinners otherwise I get found in canteen. aaaaaah, it'll wait!

1. People who go in the right lane at a roundabout and go straight on...

2. When your driving along in the right hand lane of a duel caridgeway at say 85 and someone pulls out of the left hand lane infront of you to overtake a lorry at 57 mph meaning i have to sit on them. Great way to save fuel that is could of just waited for me to go past then gone or atleast do the speed limit.

3. People who smash up the club.

A

My pet hate

1. People who cant spell....

Maybe it's your breath?

1. ITV Sports coverage.
2. People who talk really loud on the phone.
3. Facebook attention whores.

Ive been on plenty of roundabouts, where you have to be in the righthand lane to go straight on.

It's the racing line!