Driver wanted for Team Hopeless
 

Hi guys,
Just want to ask if anyone out there would like to be a part of Team Hopeless for the rest of this year and for next year?
Yes we did start off Mark but he's gone soft and sold his car, so we are 1 driver short!
We have upgraded Josh from the junior team to full status, which leaves an opening for a suitably talentless individual!

New ESC's coming.
New batteries coming.
New motors coming.
- if you have any of these don't bother applying cos we mostly run 2nd hand stuff we got cheap of ebay.
We have BlueBird servo's (but only cos they are cheap)
To put it blunt, we have nothing you need! No spares, no support, not even a Gazeebo.
You might get some stickers. But only if we get some more made up cos we've run out and the ones Little Chris made were sh!t anyway.

What we (Team Hopeless) want is a team to be full of people at least 2 laps down on FTQ, running cars of dubious reliability and likely to get distracted mid-race and have a long jump competition.

Wouldn't it be nice to be part of a team of equally pathetic drivers, instead of hanging round the A-Final boys pretending to be one of them before getting pole in the E-Final?.

If you are interested, please send me a PM and we can see what we can do.
No Lazer owners allowed (we don't swing that way), and Durango owners need to be aware we will inform the RSPCA of your 'antics'
Thanks
Simon Davanzo ( Team Hopeless Manager ):woot:

Looks like there is a real jobs Market on bmrcc section and teams looking for drivers to

Can I add the ability to smash a car up more often than it finishing in one piece will give u a strong chance of a place in team hopeless

Minke don't get excited I think your a bit over qualified

And buds if you keep smashing your car up like in them pics I reckon Si will overlook the lazer and let ya join

Well now I know my Nosram speedo is pretty good. The spare Bmax is getting the shiny bits added and i'll run that in 4wd. 2wd will be one of my Ansmanns. No way am I overqualified though, gotta disagree. I can bring enough suckage for all.

Your going to be sorry when shanks reads that your a brave brave man(either that or totally stupid)

Ok let's get this straight

You are "bringing" the suckage rather than offering to provide it? ???

Yes? That's ok then - think I better charge my batteries ready for weekend!!

Obviously the new chairman is already having a positive effect!

Shanks I am glad to hear ya coming back we been missing you trackside
Reckon you'll love new track
And bring ya nipper with his massive truck
There's loads of kids racing now he can't be any worse than them
Hes probly to good for team hopeless already

Minke seems like good hopeless material to me Si I say if he's keen let him join
He can replace our scouse member with some one of equal skill but his cars are still a bit to reliable
Might have to be mad rat only to make sure only two laps per heat are completed

I'd put minke forward but he has himself already, sounds like the usual outing for him :D

Maybe Phil could rebuild my diff or is that a bit too much of a handicap?

I was racing a mad rat last time. And I have no intention of replacing my ageing B44 or the 6.5 losi that shifts it. Does that mean I qualify too? Lol

Are yours metal geared diffs? No.

And how are metal gears any worse or different to plastic?

basher
 

i say sign him up si :thumbsup:
buds gets livid when" basher" bains beats him

reckon i still got some of lil chris,s stickers for ya bains

Bains isn't a concern of mine no more he is s**t!!!

Just to prove that we race on the cheap i've just bought a LRP sxx tc spec for £40 off ebay! :thumbsup:

thats a steel mate,also ive got a huge 12v battery which you can charge of now!!

:thumbsup:

I'm not sure Minke could replace Mark, after all Minke actually turns up at race meets......

I've had a fair bit of interest, amusing since being in Team Hopeless offers precisely no benefits at all, so it looks like we might be fielding a much larger team this year.

Minke is the new Mark, Stotty can have the junior spot for newbies that Josh had. And Bains is in just so we can gang up on Buds.

HAHA cheers. :D

now your a member of the enemy no more questions:p lol

So there will be 6 turds in team freak show???

Oh no :cry:
Didnt no you were in a team anyways matt???

Watch out on minke doing kamikaze moves on his own team stotty! He's in a league of his own :D

We do need a gazebo though but it should have a hole in the roof and be second hand!

Ok if this is how team hopeless is i am now scared haha :o

Lol no shitter than you buds. Out of practice maybe. I'm back on 4wd this week so I'm expecting a good battle with you lol

Don't join stotty! Your 22 will be torn to shreds haha

Matt, Buds and Shanks (plus Jonny Nitro) are Team Gayzer.....

His 22 will be fine, its only Durango's that fall apart.

Sorry, my mistake! Its only YOUR Durango that falls apart....

The rango is faultless all be it not liking carpet tracks

Or sand.

And not keeping the wheels on

And stripping its diffs

And spur gears

Nope diffs were because of faulty diff cases
Wheels are because the wheel hub is worn and needs new wheels
And sand is what's stripped 1 single spur gear, other than that never stripped a spur.

Unlike bmax stripping spurs for fun

I've never seen a Bmax strip a spur because of the sand :p

True :p

I've never seen a B-Crap in front of a Durango :p

I've never seen you beat anyone:D

I've never seen you beat anyone :D

By the way i really enjoy some of your posts! they make me laugh haha! :thumbsup:

You won't have seen me beat anyone because you dont race at bury metro you a ribble rat!!

I've just thought, now that I'm not a junior member of Team Hopeless I need a new title. Any ideas?

Don't tempt us :D

Yer dont tempt them wiskers haha

Not even started with you yet! :p