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Hi,

My mate is selling his beloved downhill bike frame on ebay, and I want to wind him up. I have already bombarded him with stoopid questions such as 'can you tell me what is the highest jump you have done on this bike please?'.

He is a very good friend of mine and recently took a picture of me having a poo and put it on facebook, so I need to get him back.

There is only one day left on this auction, so please if you can spare 2 minutes to think of a dumb-ass question and ask him it I would be very grateful.

I repeat, this is a good friend of mine, so please dont mess up his auction buy bidding! Just stupid questions. He is uber gullible so will probably beleive anything you type.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...id=p2759.l1259

Thanks :thumbsup:
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VAPORIZER VOLCANO

Hi would you consider revising your buy it now as I've seen the exact same one in halfords for 199.99

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perfect! He will be as angry as the time I put sardines in his seatpost and they lay undiscovered for 5 weeks :woot:
Cheers!
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Love it haha. Sent !

Reminds me of a wind up I saw. Might even of been on here. Some guy was selling is merc and someone asked " hi can you tell me whether the plasters in the first aid kit are genuine merc ones or have they been substituted for inferior replacements" haha :thumbsup:

"Hi, How much does it cost to transport this frame to the closest hill? I have calculated my closest hill is 62.75 miles away (a little further than yours is), so I am just a little worried that I too will not be able to afford the petrol, well actually diesel if I go in the van, but could be petrol if I go in the Scoob come to think of it, but it might not fit in the Scoob, so probably diesel in the van.

I'm also not going to uni like you, I went a few years ago, it's crap, I didn't like it. However, it does mean I might be able to afford diesel to get to the closest hill, or petrol.

Not sure on the cane shock, won't that break easily? But the Titanium spring sounds the bollox.

What's your best price for a mate?"



How'd you like them apples? :lol:

Allreet mate
Me missus is giving me jip about being overwieght and thinks I should take up cycling as a hobby to lose wieght. That down hill malarky sounds the bollocks as I dont fancy peddling. Will that frame take me 36stone wieght and can I fix a motorbike seat to it as I dont fancy one of them nancyboy razor thin seats disappearing up the crack of me arse, I,d never get it out.

Someone ask him if he's got an engine for it that he'll throw in with the deal. Or ask if the bell, handle grips and pedals are included haha.

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You guys are legends.

It's true, oople fixes all life's little problems :thumbsup:
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vapir oxygen vaporizer

http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/x.gifDear moesaprickMessage to Sellerwow 1200 quid is tha a mistake 120 quid may be does it come with wheels tyres pedals etc or just frame cant be just frame for 120 quid
- bigred5765

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Nice one. Just asked him "what depth hole it can handle after a jump, and get out safely". Boy what a stupid question, cannot wait to see his reply...

>:))))

Alan

just asked ur mate if he can get me a p&p price to spain(gave him genuine postcode)with dhl,or if i win the frame can he bring it to me!!!!.:thumbsup:

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hello how much where the rest of the bike have you got prove its not a knock off ??????

I've had a go:

How much please to ship poland. I have cheque from accountant for 1500, will you give change please?

If I post everything it needs to be riden, how much would it cost for you to personally cycle it too me? I currently reside in the Windermere, Lake District

just told him i will pay his airfair to spain only if he gets me on soon!!!:mad:

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I'm gonna ring him in a bit and ask him how it's going lol.

Keep them coming please
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LINCOLN MARK LT SPECIFICATIONS

"Hi, is it possible to attach a sidecar to this frame as I'm simply hopeless without my guide dog."

Hi Mate,

Does it come with the reflectors & a bell, because i want to be seen when riding this bike. Would you be able to fit them onto the bike send me some pics please

PML:lol::lol::lol: - That is brilliant!

Hi, would you consider swapping for an 89reg mg meastro. Its on 17" rims,not much rust for the year and inside is in great condition although one of the raer seats has a fag burn in it. Mileage is good for the year at 136000genuine miles. This car is fast becomming a classic and will only rise in price. Let me know and I can send pics. Thanks.

If you post this will it be well wrapped? I once bought a bike and it was only wrapped in newspaper!!!

How much is it worth as scrap metal ?

that will go down nicely :thumbsup:

Got a reply " your funny "

Short and sweet :woot:

DIE! thats what i got :P

I got:

how long did this take you to do?


:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

i got a reply lmfao

Dear bigred5765,

fag


- moesaprick

I just got a plain and simple reply
Prick.
not a man of many words.

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I just got a plain and simple, 'Hi Lloyd'.

Also got a facebook message something along the lines of 'have you not got anything better to do with your time?' The answer is quite simply NO lol.

6 hours to go!!!!

Some genius questions there.
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OG KUSH SEEDS

had to have a go:thumbsup:

I got the reply "prick". :woot:

G

what about saying i hope you are putting it towards a new sofa,unless ya took the pic round ya grannys house

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Yes that is the best one yet! Do it.......

That's his mum's sofa she will go mental!

I'm so ringing her when the auction ends
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Cheers. Sadly my only talent in life is being an arse, so this project suited me down to the ground! :thumbsup:

I got the reply "getting boring now". :p

Just asked him if it includes the Sofa in the photo.

e mail sent:thumbsup:lloyd do you realize what you are asking people to do.......you are asking people to WIND him up,that takes on a hole new meaning:woot:

i just got "not funny":woot:

he,s put another frame up for sale
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Univega-Mounta...item3cb0a24a61

he,s not having much luck with bikes, thats the second lot of wheels he,s had nicked.

and the winner is.................

Well my vote anyway, cheered my Friday up no end.

how easy do you think this would be to weld a car seat onto this bike with a seat belt, i am new to this racing bike stuff and what to make sure im safe,and do you know if they make any air bags for bikes? if so could i you send me a link please, also if i paid for your traveling could you come down and build the bike for me and put the seat on, thanks