oOple quote of the weekend
 

There were so many oneliners I thought I'd start a thread.

Some of my favourites.

Bradders: "Fair play, he hasn't even put his c*ck away"

Greenwood: "David Coulthard is the gayest looking straight man in the world, except for Pidge of course"

Vermin "We would have a fire exstinguisher but unfortunatly coatsy's has lost the keys"

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Liz " omg ben, reverse the car! They were fucking in the back of that car!!! "
Me " Are you the couple who were dogging at the top of the road?"
Griff " dogga dogga dogga dogga"

Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!"

Trish: Various "Beavis & Butthead" styley ramblings over the mic during his comedy commentating stint!

DC: "Would the owners of a Mondeo seen parked up at the end of the road make themselves known to race control please?" to a loud cheer

Dan Greenwood: "Theres a horse loose on the A1"
Bradders: "A horse? Who cares about a horse? Just shoot the fucking thing!"


lmao!!

And bring it back to the pit area, letting it roam around your stuff for a while while the tale was told.

Stu "This is not an 'oOple Meeting'"?

Stu "Lets have a driver vote"?

Pukey "ive chucked up on dc's generator"

DJ Kirky: "that would have been a perfectly acceptable mix in a club" :woot:

Coates: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

Col: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

DC: "arjglkedjfmsdlf" --- pissed Saturday night

Bulk: "Whats dogging?"

Stu:
"I am Paul Worsley."

Dan G:
"Team Fluffy Bum consists of people who get all of their speed from a distinct lack of speed."

Rich L:
"Dogging is a lot like walking your dog."

Anonymous Racer 1:
"These Yokomo pink springs are more pink than Jimmy's hair!"
Anonymous Racer 2:
"Nono, I don't think so."
Anonymous Racer 3:
"That's not even possible."


Anonymous Racer to Tom C:
"God, could you turn off the rain please?"

Anonymous Racer:
"Belsten, you prince of the Brown Lane!"

WTF!! here Gayne goes turning things around again.

Think youll find its him who didnt have a clue what dogging is! what a way to find out haha!

Race control at 0800 Sunday morning prior to the first heat: "Umm, looks like we might need a few volunteer marshalls..."

mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself":wtf:.................so thats what they were doing up the lane:woot:

Belsten standing by the curry house door to the waiter. Excuse me mate, can you tell me the way out:woot:, man you were sober!!! Where's my butter chicken biiiiitch

Me to other unknown driver: "Is that a CR2? They're a fast car."
Jonathan : "I know, I designed it."

:lol::lol:

Bav to curry house waiter, "excuse me mate, can you tell me where the clunge is?", "sorry sir I don't understand", "the clunge? The minge?"

The converters first words in the hotel room: "I don't believe in rape" (that was a scary moment!!)

what were his words (or actions!) when you left sat night!!?? hahaha

Caz (Timmy aka Pete's g/f):

Pete's just been talking to the bushes! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


Coates (about 10 minutes ago on MSN):

I still feel a bit shit! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Stu at Race Brief: "Right, any questions?"
Anon: "Why do donkeys always look so sad?"

I did love that one!!:thumbsup:

OMG! :woot:

That was Barry Williams, i was chuckling for ages over that one :lol:

Quote:mrs 0ople......"its national prostate week so if you could all just check yourself":wtf:

QUOTE=telboy;384770]Happened to get a crafty late night shot of Blitzboys gazeebo at the weekend.....
http://www.oople.com/forums/attachme...1&d=1276027495

.....what is he up to!!:woot::woot::p

As the prostate is located up track 2... I guess these two are up to their knuckles helping each other out

HAHA!! and that was before we had hit the pub :woot:

Maybe the RC dogger was investigating a prostate in that car??

Theres never a better place to check a prostate than in the back of a roomy car, in the dark, down a secluded path...whilst a handful of people watch..

So im told...

Whilst some immature kid has his headlights on full beam shining through the windows and beeping his horn ;):thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

To not even bother looking for a lane which will be so much quieter, thats just LAZY.....

or desperate

Needs must..I guess?

However, id imagine that seeing Ben's face peering through the glass would put many a dogging man off sex for a fair while :D

his face was leering through our van window (from outside!! haha) at one point during the night. BEN DOGGERSON!!:lol:

"I'm too knackered to go back to the track, I'm gonna stay here with a 4 pack and have a massive w**k"

Sounds like a Belsten comment to me!! :thumbsup:

i claim this one :) tom walks off: "wtf was he on about"

Anon during prize draw: "Is this a fix?"

Wasn't it Stu who said that?

I tried to fix it.

165 of those slips had my name on, but you picked the 6 that didn't.