Pointless foods
 

While I'm sat here eating my tea, I got to thinking how pointless some foods are. Why don't you share with us what foods you think are pointless, but please include your reasons also so we can have a nice critical reasoning discusion on the subject.

I'll start us off:

Pasta - tastes of nothing.

Tomatoes - work of the devil, taste like s***e.

Tortillas - who ever thought "I know, I'll make some bread that will not rise and will be really chewy so I can wrap stuff in it." They must have been on crack or summat.


Over to everyone else while I think of some more......

G

Sweetcorn, it just comes out the same as it went in.

chic peas wtf:D

on the cob:D

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Originally Posted by Northy (Post 40371) While I'm sat here eating my tea, I got to thinking how pointless some foods are. Why don't you share with us what foods you think are pointless, but please include your reasons also so we can have a nice critical reasoning discusion on the subject.

while i was sat here eating my tea i was just thinking how pointless some threads are :confused: .... lol

No man, this is important stuff.

Red Bull... dunno why, pointless to me.... oh - lots of veggies are for rabbits and designed to give you smelly farts.... hmmm, not so pointless I guess.

Red Bull's good crack... especially useful when tired.

I find celery a bit pointless. And I'm with you on the tomatoes G!

Hi dudes,

All milk by-products!!!!

You can drink fresh milk, Mmmmm nice:)

Milk starts to go off, Some call this Yogurt:confused:

Leave this product some call Yogurt for a few more days and presto hey.... Cheese:eh?:

No way would you catch me eating that stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimarea51:wtf:

mushrooms are the devil's food, they're just wrong. For god's sake, it's fungus!!!

to be honest, i have real issues with any greens, REAL MEN EAT MEAT!! :D

agreed!

i dunno really what is a pointless food... i dont like black pudding... id say thats more of a shizzz food... eewww blood :o

Garry D.

Mushrooms go well with a big F**k OFF steak thats what i have just had for my tea;)

'donner meat' keeps you awake as i found out at bury on friday night :mad:

ive just been down tescos and asked the lady on the counter for a f**k off steak they asked me leave lol:D

maybe you would of been better asking for a nice bit of hung beef.

what is the point of lettuce? it tastes of nowt, looks crap when all pub restaurants think it looks good as a garnish and it is so dirty you have to wash it before using it

cheese strings - completely pointless, almost as pointless as this post :D

Jellyfish
Ducks feet
Fish cheeks
Snake
Sea horse

Had to eat all of the above in China... Mushrooms chips and steak are heaven...

Tomatoes are lovely

And gammon yummy

And steak

and beef

and mash potato:rolleyes:

But curry yuck you can keep your korma's and that shit get rid of it. Take it back from where it come from.

A

Its true, my cousin turned veggie. A week later he told us he was gay.

I once dropped a chunk of cheesestring, and it bounced all over like a Bouncey ball.

Leeks are stupid, they smell, give you bad breath, and are like squashed onions.

Biscuits without chocolate on them.

Sweatcorn, Peas, water cress.

I like a good pear though.

we had heard that about you lol


spinich it tasteless, looks like green paper when its cooked,
and has never given me popeye's forearms

branston pickle sauce.. with out the pickle.

Really pointless food.
Cucumber, which uses more calories to digest than it can give you.
So what's the point of eating it?:confused: :p :eh?:

Peas - devils snot.

mushrooms - fungus, might as well lick someones athletes foot.

Broccoli-food of the devil, causes dwarfism & ape like features

Nobody cooks with Marrows anymore. They're like fat cucumbers.

Hello everyone,


Add to that ducks tongue, Thousand year egg and birds nest soup... why??

Hope that they did not make you drink the blood and contents of the snakes gaul bladder - like I had to... amazing what you'll do after a few beers!!

Also can recommend staying away from ant egg tacos and deep fried locusts in Mexico...

So you lose weight? I think.

So why do they put cucumber on their eyes? :o

God Ben, dont you know anything about women???

It so that when they look in the mirror it gives them the illusion of weight loss, the logic works like this, if the cucumber makes them slim then it must make the image that they see of themselves slimmer!!!

I now think that I am in deep do do with the femal community on this forum!!!

Super women pacifier coming up!!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3...gus1200507.jpg

If you could see me now, I'm rolling my eyes at you.

Would that be accompanied by the words I am disapointed in you??? If so I think thats the look my wife gives me!!

That puppy is AMAZINGLY cute... he looks so sad and small...

No no, not disappointed... after all, you ARE male, so you're allowed to be a gibberish-talking chauvanist pig. :D

He's my new Pup called Angus, he is 6 weeks old today.

And many thanks for your compliments, after what I said I was expecting a bararge of abuse!!

But you do realise in my generalisation I was talking about the more vacuous (spelling not sure!!) type of women, and not any of you loverly women folk!!

(in sencond thoughts maybe in deeper do do now)

Fancy handing me your shovel before you dig a hole so deep you fall in?!

Believe me, it'd take a lot more than a couple of slices of cucumber to make me think I was thin!

Yes now handing shovel over!!

i'm sooooo gonna have a f**k off steak tonight, that's pi**ing blood, but with no god damn mushrooms (Andy, you're so gay), just chips and onion rings and a fit pint of Kronembourg in a frosted glass.

I'm ALL man!!!!

urgh urgh urgh.... steaks that bleed are oh so wrong.

infact, steaks are just wrong in general.

poor little daisy the cow.

(and yes, mushrooms are very very wrong!)

your such a liar !!! :D :D