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What with it being the season of goodwill and all that, I've decided to state my hatred for Xmas and all that comes with it. I hate having to deal with all the happy bastards at work, ringing up to order their stupidly expensive bikes for their unappreciative partners/kids/parents. I had a guy order online but got his own address wrong, so I rang to speak to him and got his wife, told her who I was and that I was calling about her helmet order, then got in trouble for ruining her xmas surprise! P**s off. Who buys their wife a cycle helmet for xmas anyway? And if its such a big surprise why put her name downin the contact box?

I am sick of seeing stupid lights on peoples houses, and driving slowly because sad muppets are driving at walking pace looking at said stupid lights. Fed up of seeing winos dressed as a fat burglar in a red suit just for an excuse to have kids on thier laps. Fed up of hearing that toothless bastard pogue git wailing on the radio (don't mind mariah though.....).

To take the absolute p**s now the local council have decided to take it upon themselves to hold a "late night shopping fayre" in the village, closing it completely. I have never heard of a late night shopping fayre, nor know what this has to do with xmas? This means I cant get near my house, and there is currently a ferris wheel full of happy,smug little children in our car park, and some giant teacups in the spot where my transit van should be.

Great.

Merry fricking xmas everyone.
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oh dear :( someone needs to chill out its one a year for gods sake

Nice rant that one, I'd give it 8/10

:thumbsup:

Do some people think the world is going to end at/after Christmas? I mean I go to buy some normal packet bead, and find the shelves empty?

Then notice people with dozens of loaves in their trolley 'just' because of Xmas. WTF?

Dont even get me started at the Xmas sales that start midnight on the 25th ?????

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Ha yes so true. Which reminds me of another thing I hate, Boxing day sales. People sleeping outside shops to get cheap sofas. Ever heard of Ikea? It's cheap there every day....... and they serve meatballs. Enough said. :thumbsup:

I am not normally this miserable by the way :lol:
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And what about the christmas carolers that sing one line of wish you a merry christmas then expect you to put your hand in you pocket:mad: at least learn the whole song and i might give you a mince pie (if i have any left yum:woot:)

Ginge

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Yes, terrorists. Just like trick or treaters! lol. mmmmm mince pies, thats one good thing about xmas!
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and all the repeats of old films how many times do we need to see the same old films!!! we pay enough to them each year put something decent on!!!!!

Ginge

Good rant! I hate the run up to Christmas, usualy enjoy the event itself.

I ABSOLUTELY FRICKIN LOVE CHRISTMAS

Cant please everyone..

its amazing christmass is the best stop moaning as for the sales i hate them but they sure do ensure i get a huge bonous in january when my store turns over £45k in a single day

Im with the codpiece on this one. I hate xmass too. Bloody so called family who,m you,ve not seen for 12 months all expecting you to drop what your doing and visit them bringing gifts. Why?? I cant stand my wifes family one little bit and have not been near them for the last 6 years and let them know it too. I dont even buy my wife a present and havent for at least ten years.
Isnt it right that some pc council on religious grounds want to call it Winter Wonderland Time now to please the non british minority.
F*** xmass its no different to any othe time of year especially if your not a religious freak.
I needed that rant

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Ha ha glad Im not the only one. Ranting makes you feel good doesn't it?!?!?
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Christmas is what you make it if you dont enjoy it, its just proves your a misurable c*nt.

A

Just put a sign in the door no beggers or carol singers. It works for me.

Your spelling gets more like stampies every post, get santa to get you a dictionary you illiterate little tit

I have got a dictionary ill remember to ask for one for christmas.

A

I,ll not ill

Was that called for? - NO.

I hate those who write XMAS rather than the grammatically correct CHRISTMAS..!

errr

" I'll " NOT "i,ll"

It's better than Chrimbo or Criggy!

was miseruble c*nt called for No. If you,ve never seen one dont talk of them:lol:

He's a young lad, Youre a grown man...

Or Chrissy/Chrizzy...

Sounds like you two have something going on;)

:lol: Jelous?

I also dissaprove of christmas, im never allowed to ask for what i actually want for christmas or have any say in what i do on christmas day

i always piss my mum off because i dont help my brother put his mountain of wrapping paper rubbish in the bin quick enough for everyone to see what his next massive present is

im always skint and have a hard time earning the money to then spend on other people (im a student i do have a job and no i dont spend it all on alchohol) i also hate the fact everyone else gets what they want and i always get money socks or boxers

then when i do finally get to spend my money on what i atctually want everyone critisices

and as councils go they have closed my street while they FAFF building a roundabout for six months and over the christmas period or since they closed it nothing has happened its been shut for a month meaning every van or car that used to go past my house now goes ROUND my house

and to add WHY do people go to the supermarket at half five in the morning ? i was at work for five and there they werequed up outside to buy fifteen loafes of bread before they go cold and a trolley full of salmon that goes out of date in three days ?

Jealous
You two have been mixing bodily fluids http://www.oople.com/forums/attachme...7&d=1224859793

Dude thats pretty sick :bored:

On you're keyboard there is a little button with " @ " button on it, instead of using " , " key hit the " @ " button key instead for example..

You,re is actually done like this You're - See its not that hard is it :confused:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

:lol::lol::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Oi I aint that little.

A

HUMBUG!!!!!
:woot::woot::woot::p:p:p

I can vouch for that. I have raced at Oswestry a few times, he has definately seen his fair share of christmas dinners:lol:

Yea my body is a temple. I was talking about height 6 foot 2 and still growing :p

A

Mine was a temple once now its a ruin.

i think you have wat the good old british call SAD!!!!!

Seasonal Affective Disorder..........:woot:

in non PC world it mean your a miserable GIT!!!!

Go to the back of the quere for your pills GET OVER IT AM HAPPY:thumbsup:

Jeez.... like an episode of 'grumpy old men' in here.....

You don't have to spend lots.
Christmas isn't an 'I WANT' season.

I thought I was grumpy, but you guys make me seem chipper :woot: