baby care instructions
 

LOL :thumbsup::woot:

god this is sick as take it you dont have kids i would somebody if they did that to my kids :bored::blush::eh?:

Haha, classic comment there.

what.....:confused:

surely they've put them the wrong way round good:p
all the bad things never did my kids any harm:woot:

I don't know what you are on but I'd stop taking them and go straight to the mental health department and ask them to give you some uppers to chill you out, or to commit you.....................

I've got 2 girls and I thought this was a great bit of fun. I like the calming baby one.

What can i say CLASS :thumbsup::thumbsup: and before anyone asks yes i do have kids and find it quiet funny if i am honest its only a bit of fun for christs sake take a chill pill;

crtpromachine

LOVE it, good find mate, :thumbsup:

Ps i have 2 kids aswell (well thats what i know of):p:p

You would what? Do you really think this is a serious set of instructions?

chill out fella, its only abit of fun.....

seeing this thread has made me think of one i got, will post it up in a min:D

LOL!!! :thumbsup:

Could have done with this a few months ago!!:woot:

Funny funny funny!!

Well done Stampy, glad to see you have a full and comprehensive understanding of the thread as always...

it's only a bit of fun, and yes we have kids, we have 6 of em, 5 girls and 1 boy

Kids with parents with a sense of humour have tons of more fun than those who don't... :p

pmsl:thumbsup:

LOL..LOL..LOL.. :thumbsup:

Don't have kids if you haven't got a sense of humour or don't like being humiliated in public at the most inappropriate moments...

My 5(!) are brilliant at that!!

Thats ace :thumbsup:
I like the waking baby, playing with baby and introducing baby to pets the best.

iv got 5 girls and i dont see anything wrong with picking there nose for them hahahahahahah one of them is 11 hahahahahahahahaha.




ps...i dont eat them though:drool:

I breast fed all my kids and they slept in a draw and there all fine and dandy.. :woot:

Hummmmmm Daddy Bitty.................:woot:

Don't knock the draw.... as when I was born I was kept in the bottom draw for 2 months. Mind you my Mum and Dad didn't get married until 2 months after I was born..... Talk about the bottom draw stuff that you save for when you get married. :woot:

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[quote=MALLET;306434]I don't know what you are on but I'd stop taking them and go straight to the mental health department and ask them to give you some uppers to chill you out, or to commit you.....................

May be he's got depression, in that case he would need the uppers to chill him. LOL :p:o;)

great stuff! n whats that about stimulating your kids if it wasnt for Tv id never get any oopling done

What..? the kids or the bogies..? ;)