The Jim..... Contest
 

This is not intended to offend, purely as a joke.

Basically, you have to make up a 'The Stig' Style introduction regarding Jimmy.

I.e

Some say he is Neil Cragg in disguise, and that he hoards vintage RC cars, all we know is is he's called the JIm :o

oOple madness, I have been infected hehe must be that stilton cheese I had lol

Some say that he once challenged Tony Blair for the role of Prime Minister, and merely by sneezing he has the power to start tornados, all we know is... he's called the jim..........

heres some more

Some say when he blinks, it takes a 23 megapixel picture, and that he has a magic pencil......

Some say he can change the F number of his eyesight, and has a Nikon tatoo on his left toe

Some say he's allergic to cheese, and has carbon fiber bones.... alll we know is he's called the jim :D:D:D:D

Some say that all he eats is fish and thin (Mc Donnalds style) fries....... oh hang on, thats true!

G

lol:D

Some say his kneecaps are reversed, so he can even kick his own butt, and that he use Windows Vista Jimmy edition, all we know, is he's called the Jim:D

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

what the ....

oOple madness :D:D:D;)

Haha your famous jimmah!!:p

Some say he can lick his own eye brows, and he always eats the last rolo first just to avoid heartbreak, all we know is he is called Jim

Hmm, lose points for unoriginality - that kneecap thing is a direct rip from the ol' Jezza C!

:rolleyes: Damn

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


Some say he's the guy who waits till the last second to bid on eBay, and that he invented throttle jamming, all we he is called Jim

some say his first word was iso ....and that he will live longer than a brushless motor....all we know is hes called the Jim...:yawn:

some say He appears on high-value stamps in austria and that he can melt solder with his bare hands.....al we know is hes called the jim

some say that he can qoute the url relating to any thing on the interent and that his earwax tastes like morrisons lemon tarts...all we know is hes called the jim.;)

some say that he has been seen leaving tesco's at 3am with a 'bag 4 life' full of disposable kodak cameras wearing a dreadlock wig,merv hughes moustache and humming 'the birdy song' !
and that his hair colour is more explosive than an ib4200 cell..........all we know is he's called the jim.

hahahahaha nice additions :D:D:D

some say, he can control his car with his toes and that he is know as a god in some parts of india, but all we know he's called the Jim :D :D :D

Some say he sold his 4th nipple to mothercare, so they can mold perfectly formed teets for baby bottles, and his hair automatically changes colour to avoid detection from the CSA, all we know is he is called Jim.

:D

some say his vision is 1440x900 pixels,other say his refresh rate is above 120hz,all we know is, his hair changes colours to suit his mood,

some say his blink rate is 3 frames per second, other that he can freeze time to get those awsome pics, all we know is he is the photo man at oople

lol some funny things here:D

lol u seriously ruined the joke mate. lol keep trying.

do you watch topgear

Some say he was not born on earth but planet oople, When exposed to differnt levels of radiation his skin changes colour. When he looks through a camera lense every thing is in slow motion, we no him as the jimmah!!

some say just shut up and get a life, all we know is this is sad!!! ;)

rant over :D

Some say that when he sneezes, he momentarily stops the world from spinning, others say "put your bloody hand to your mouth, i don't want your cold", We know him as Jimmy.... :D

Maybe some of us are bored....

But don't take things so seriously, and don't forget how to laugh.

thats what comedians are for my friend ;)

you are not one im afraid :D

but hey, keep trying, i like ur style :cool:

Some say he uses his nipples to heat shrink wrap, some say he has a team of monkeys in his spare bedroom writing reviews all we know is that his name is the jim.

hehe i am crap at this dort of stuff.:p

A

some say he will only use the juice of a thousand touring cars to shave with, and that his vinyl plotter is powered by 3 underpaid hamsters..... all we know is, He's called Jimmy

:eh?:
And your not Shrek, but you don't half act like an ogre

Many a true word spoken ..........

boo hoo
Mupet

Gosh u need a tic tac or something, cos ur punchlines stink! ;)

It thats the case chris's punchlines remind me of you.:)
A

all i can say about this thread is RANDOM!!! :o

Random is cool.....:o

Some say that the breath from his left nostril can melt krytonite, others that the breath from his right nostril was used to clean up after the chernobyl disaster, all we know is that he is called the Jiiiiimmmmmeeeeeehhhhh!




Some say that one squirt of his sperm is so powerfull it would impregnate all the females in the world (without coming into contact with them) unless it is released into a lead lined box, others that he has on his bottom a small tatoo of a little shrew making a cup of tea for all his other shrew friends whilst being in the middle of a war against the rabits and tortoises who are attempting to take over the universe with thier fleet of starships that run on nothing more than a single hair from Jimmy's nether regions. All we know is that he is called the Jiiiiimmmmmeeeeeehhhhh!

I febrezed them too :eh?: