There's a thieving poltergiest in my house!
 

Like the title says, theres a poltergiest in my house, it keeps moving, hiding or knicking my stuff!:mad::mad:
Its ussualy somthing stupid that i have one minute,then its gone the next, for example, when im taking my car apart or somthing, ill have the hex driver for one thing, ill put it down,use another tool, then when i need the hex driver its either not there or in a completely diffrent place :confused::confused:
Today he/she has taken my provisional liscence order papers and a cheque for my insurance!!!!!1:cry::cry::cry:
Anyone got ghostbusters number?

who ya gonna call.... spam-busters!

:lol:

Its true, dont mock me :mad::cry::cry:
Or you will feel the full might of my pikey mates
muwhahahahaahahahahaahahaha
My army of caravans, stolen 'dags' and ford transit tippers will take over thw world.:p:p:p
:D

have you forgotten that you cant call them pikeys anymore. you have to call them travelers now

ill call myself what ever i want.!!!!!:mad::p

Just don't tell prince Harry!!


Funny, this once happened to me. I was having a clear out of the wallet and put my credit card in front of the computer (as I wanted to order something). Got called into the kitchen....came back, it wasn't there.
We were looking for it for 3 days, was on the verge of reporting it stolen, and it just appeared one day in the exact same place that I left it.

It hadn't slid under anything, as we had the whole computer table stripped and moved everything off of it whilst looking for it.

*Cue X-files theme music*

Sure :D

whats that supposed to mean? :confused:

do you have kids

Didn't at the time. :)

Just me n the missus, and we were both in the kitchen.

Spooky.

Anyone watching Unforgiven on ITV? thats freaky :eh?:

If you want a freaky show just watch the x factor :p:p:woot:

it is a known fact, that there are variants on the sock monseter, the little evil monster that lays in wait, under your bed, to pinch one of your better socks, they have bread, some are like magpies, and take shinny things, others are more random in their thefts..... but they all digest what they steal, and then excrete them out at a later date, in a random place.....

other than that, put things away you lazy buggers....

I do put my stuff away............when i want to.
This sock monster thing better watch out, im gonna put up cctv round my house 24/7 with movement sensors half a foot off the floor all round the house, with intruder alarms round the house and to top it off a cudly toy as an ambush trap.

I wouldn't want to be the sock monster that eats my socks!:woot::p

You just summed up toy story in a sentance but toys not credit cards.

A

Are you sure its not just a thieving pikey ?

When ever i see your name in one of my threads i just no the word pikey is going to be used.:cry::cry:
And no, it couldnt be a thieving pikey as im the only one who has a lock on my cara.....i mean house, all the others just have there mother sitting outside to keep the strangers at bay:woot::woot:

This poltergiest must visit houses depending upon the quality of the wine!

:eh?::eh?::eh?:
Youve lost me.

Nobody does!

what a Jonah!


yet another thread full of pointless guff :thumbdown:

I must admit this thread has gone a bit off topic but im sure the poltergiest is still here, cant find my shoes now:cry:

Ghostly gett stole me shock tower
 

I was in the kitchen making some toasty.
My attention was drawn to a thieving ghosty.

When i returned to the lounge to eat my snack,
I realized the little fe**er had been back.

Ghostly gettt from me had stolen,
When i catch him his nose will be swollen.

All i want is my shock tower back
Before i really blow my stack.:lol:

Clearly i am bored and must get out more.:bored:

I thought that was brilliant, how long did that take you?

Savageman that would be telling,

Just popped on oople to see whats been selling!

No cheap yokomo bx parts that is for sure...

so i will have to add to my pennies some more.

This thread is getting very boring
I hope its disappeared by morning

The only thing that i can immediately think that rhymes are awning and yawning.

and dawning.
and spawning
and pawning.

:p

We definitely need monster that doesn't eat socks, but useless threads :D

Yep, this thread needs to end.

Well, we need to force you to eat your socks you have currently on your feet (we will also prove that it doesn't have to be monster to eat socks :lol:). Then threads like this won't appear anymore :D

And if it turns out as not true then I'm really sorry