Thought for the week #2
 

Following on from my last week's ramblings about cats and toast, this week i have come up with a tricky question that has baffled scientists for years! indeed NASA are looking at going to Mars in 2014 to try and find the soloution to this mind boggling question. .....:eh?:
I thought i'd post it on here as you were all so quick in resolving my last "Thought for the week".............

How do "kEEP OFF THE GRASS" signs actually get on the grass ?????:confused:

maybe somebody has reaaaaally long arms? :lol:

That's it, done, please lock the thread. :woot:

G

I think all greenkeepers have Robin Hood stylie arrow shaped signs and a bow to fire the signs accross the grass.......:woot: Dunno how they collect them tho???!! (Morning hun) x

??????

People go underground and push them up through the grass:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: good idea!

Have you never seen a helicopter hovering above the grass with someone holding another fella by his ankles as he knocks the sign into the ground.


Now we can lock the thread :thumbsup:

Im liking the helicopter thing!! reminds me of AIRWOLF ! oh yeah!:thumbsup:
Ba bana banaaaa bana banaaaa bana banaaaa ba ba de ba de ba

Everything baffles NASA.
I mean they spent millions developing a pen for them to write in space (anti gravity and all that)

...why didn't they just use a pencil?:eh?:

As for the keep off the grass, maybe they used a jet pack.:p

why dont the just put the sign at the edge of the grass :thumbsup:

It would save the cost of a chopper

[quote=telboy;160754]Everything baffles NASA.
I mean they spent millions developing a pen for them to write in space (anti gravity and all that)

...why didn't they just use a pencil?:eh?:/quote]


Lol, Good point, you see what we have here is a "thought for the week" within a "thought for the week!! :thumbsup: Innit ! :thumbsup:

then what would happen if you were stood at the other end of the grass, you might not see the sign and therefore may step on the grass :lol:

lol. What if it was a "warning-mine field" sign?!! you would be pretty buggered i'd imagine! :lol:

i imagine you would :lol:

I need to take a dump again at work :thumbsup:

I'll hold off for a bit though - build up the excitement :woot:

G

Im going to uese my five mins to the max today G :thumbsup:


Who said there could only be 1 sign, 2 signs is less than fuelling a chopper :thumbsup:

Northy is that all you think about lol

and councils wouldn't justify the cost of 2 signs if they can get away with 1 :thumbsup:

its fairly obvious, maybe I should work for NASA

BEFORE the keep off the grass sign was put in place, there is no reason to keep off the grass, so you simply walk onto the grass and place the sign, then, once you read the sign, you kindly make your way off the grass FOR EVER

maybe it was put there before the grass seed was planted?

or its the moles telling you to 'keep orf their land'

i like it, i like it, but now comes the next stage......
If you now cant go on the grass..... how do you cut it????:confused:

easy..the man on the lawnmower is dyslexic so he cant read the sign..or he works for the council so doesnt give a toss :)

nobody ever listens to signs anyway, just look out on the roads :thumbsup:

LOL:thumbsup:

It does sound like a council job to me, after many hours of kick off meetings, risk assessments, plans drawn up and several revisions it is decided that it is more cost effective with the hire of a helicopter than to have 2 signs made up and give a man a hammer :thumbsup:

But the hammering itself would need ANOTHER risk assessment!!!

very true!

Just a quick thought, perhaps the chopper could fly upside down close to the ground and cut the grass!! yay !! although i think the public liability insurance may be a tad high.:lol:

that would be fun to watch :D

You really wouldnt say that if you flew in one regularly :o

why wouldnt i? :lol:

Because they are not nice, knowing that if it breaks down the chances are you will die, they dont hover very well when the engines stop :(

After a bit of custard cream munching and tea sipping... ive decided that the upside down chopper thing could be a naff idea. :thumbdown:
I wouldn't want to risk hitting the KEEP OFF THE GRASS SIGNS seein that we have dedicated a whole morning of waffle to them.:thumbsup:

whats your next thought of the week then? Or do we have a wait till next week? :lol:

its easy they use a radio controlled mower

hmm and you call your self modelers

nah I call myself Clare actually :thumbsup:

never thought of that though, good suggestion! :thumbsup:

oo i could tell you, but id have to kill you afterwards!. lol
ive got one brewing in the depths, but yeah, tune in next thursday!. lol:thumbsup:

I would except I have to go on a stupid course grrrrr

you could always whisper it to me, I won't tell anybody :D

One thing that i have not been able to get off my mind is.

Does Bernie Ecclestone like Pie and if so what would be his favorite, if he doesn`t, would he prefer an eccles cake? :confused:

eeewww not eccles cake :thumbdown: