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Pepper corns and noodles are the best friends because the moose in the shopping isle(dont ask me which one) and the dead piece of number phone will be at your show deciding if they should comiserate your dead wood and are reating last nights frog and if you dont smile at the moose on your shoulder your ducks foot will explode in a violent but exciting show of water melons that when punched in the side of the noggin it will sat oh dude why did you do that and then the racoon will get lost in a box of staples and the damn humming in my ear better stop or the piece of cheese will melt and make a glooply mess on the phone handle for your dog t wipe up with his smelly bum fluff while your light bulb will have a banging dump on the cats flat ear and then scream credit cards are great because i went and spent like £4 on a dead door mat then killed his fish and put a sign next to it and said in the vouylchers stomach the dead will rise and eat your belly button fluff for breakfast and the the smilies on your screen will all screm carpets and i once got banned on a game because my name was licmydoornob and the first sign of madness is if you have hair growing out the palm of your hand and the second is looking for them and the f9 button my keyboard just ate my coookie and im now going to whoop its asss............i lost and it tiold me im mad like the cactus sitting on my bed post screaming MEATBALLS!!!!!:woot:

:bored::eh?:

I think you need some help.

A

am i missing something?

shizzle my nizzle because i wise man once told me if you shoot a palnt in the head a fat satsuma will eat you

I think he's taken a bad tablet:woot:

maybe i have maybe i havent but are you at one with your egg

I'am at one with both of my egg's thanks:thumbsup:

is you or arnt you but as i said your duck is about to explode and am i supposed to be sniffing this sherbert powder stuff
i feel funny because i was told to by a duck that couldnt swim on my tomatoe soup so i cable tied my milk together but your eggs say diffrently to my moose man dodgems

thats about as clear as mud.....

mud is only as clear as you see it so how clean is your mad ay prit stick drinking ale

wtf?!?!

wtf i hear you say so what time are you going to bed so that thw wtf you just killed will haunt you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick, someone call the Fuzz, he is drunk/stoned in charge of a computer that is connected to the internet, and logged into a forum!!!

Haha, mad as a box of frogs and as useful and a chocolate tea pot.

drunk i am man...i think now i will violently and savagely beat you with my beoken toe nail till you are dead.

so your PUI then!!!

pui or just down right clickety click click click because i am now going to be punching that clock into next sofa until i bleed a thousand deaths of a mule that has a chicken rammed up its chest of shelvees and a mole that will need to be surgically sprya painted or ust destroyed, and this thread will eat a cockrels bum bum until there is only a blanket left on a door mat that will need the light turning off until the mouse mat will beat up the phone for a birow and say that the wire is neeeded in the plastic wrapping and the pepper pot will fall into the ouse until the computer screen will go blank and the monitor of the monitors wil die of boredom and thern the fingers typing this now will destroy the bit of paper that has accomindation written on it and the big brasss knocker thing will knock on the door to reveal a dead donkey and did you no that you cant kill a dead donkey because the dead donkey is already dead and i found out that the radiator doesnt get hot it heats up to a certain tempreture and will destroy all livig life forms such as the corned beef hash and the very rare and rarely seen scissors that will cut your nipple out and feed it to hitlers nan

i will now go off to the heavenly bed and will return to that thing clled tommoroow and will destroy your carpet tiles but i leae you this what if the next door niegbour throws you out, what will you do then i asked the little runner duck until the frog cried i like philips compact disc dvd r/rw rw dvd+r dl and a big fat apple

That's terrible, how will I know him from the 100 million other people who use the 'Net? :D :D

ive been awake for a genuine 2 mins if that and just read this - My mind is now boxed...

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

total drunken randomness there!!!! can't wait for the sober read through lol

Its going to be one of those next morning regret things.

Can we make it sticky and possibly lock it so the poor lad can`t edit his words of shite :woot:

blooming eck, that will take some editing!!!!

That's more random than some of the things Ash has posted:p

Strange as Angels that one!

dont remember much from last night but looking on here it looks like i had a bit to much to drink and have now got one hell of a hangover

heehee, can you translate your beer goggles posts though?

Been there once or twice:woot::woot: but never been on a forum after a few scoops. Might try it sometime:D

make sure that if you do you have someon who is going to tell you when you have gone to far lol

so am i regarded now on oople as retarded or just down right stupid?

drunken monkey :woot:

yay!!!!! im a drunken monkey, and for my next trick i will try and forget of what little i remember of last night

danger keep out because the misery and hate will keep us in a loud and clear house whos dead number three will acticolor the red and blue car and become fed up of the exploding duck and then remind people of all the little live antlers and then i will ask you where the hero is at this present moment and then the love caterpillar will evade your deadly askings and ramblings about the silly cup of tea that will then eat your white trampling cammel who had a dinner of peas and noodles seved with hot rice and rthen the 13 radial dog will then cry out about the amazing today and save little and live a lot with that really cool bit of pine wood tha will eat your degring and then it will discombubulate yourself into nothingness, beach

Leave the white powder alone mate.............it screws with your mind (obviuosly)

I can't quite work out if this is a spambot or someone on crystal meth - answers on a postcard please.

Oh god, not again :eh?:.

It sounds like a Lennon song:thumbsup:

maybe its a spambot on crystal meth!

maybe i is but hen again my hair is blue