Oi Clarkson
 

Sad to tell you ,the petition didn`t work,see link for the official responce from No10

http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page16590

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cNy1w4DV5Hw

As my mate May would say: "Oh cock!" :(

I wanted to be Transport Minister.




Cock

Que David Brent:

:woot::woot::woot::woot:

can i ask who clarkson and may are? this is becoming a bit of "the stig" kind of unknowness.

lol.

It wouldnt be funny if we knew who it was :)

got a good idea:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Like i tell all employees, if at first you dont succeed the sky diving is definately not for you :thumbsup:

omg, lol this is strange, who next?

hello i am back, bilo shut me in cage, he went on vagine rampage. no sister is safe when he escape.

he is safe now, back in cage.

Hi five :thumbsup:

as much as i hate borat

this post is awsome with all 3

i love it, so funny :thumbsup:

Brilliant!
Reminds me of when another Forum i was part of got overrun by the cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...Good times!!

stan could be Carlton

Ben could Be Jazz

millzy, i still like you even if you are like the Jew, is that what the english people call the welsh.


highfive:thumbsup:

the welsh never parted the red sea

CARLTON???? :(

you can be Hilary then ;)

This is ace - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SUpmNgrqHPg

ahaha

fine least im getting some and dont have to wear the shirts with the pony on them unlike Carlton

keep it coming you wannabe celebs

I am currently considering what here is the least logical.
Garry's avatar seems to be at this point in time.

Does that make me ashley?

A

My avator is ace - Youre a cock.

thts mays word, tell em may.

jimmy can we have i.p checks on these "mysterious" comedians?

I`m sure jimmy knows exactly who it is, but he wouldn`t tell you :thumbsup: or me for that matter :cry:

Are you sure you have the hang of this 'May' banter, Garry?

May uses the word cock as an adjective, not a noun. So, in 'May-speak', the response is "Yours is cock".

This thread is so funny, but being spoilt by copy-cats who are just a bit shy of the amusement value of the real Clarkson, May, Spock, et al. Let's leave it to the grown-ups... :D :D

(PS, you're right about his avatar, anyway!!)

I wasn't refaring to him in "May-Talk" :eh?:

:eh?::eh?:

Why is my Avator not logical ?

Dude, ask Spock, I really don't care.

I was asking Spock you prick :bored:

BTW STOP EDITING YOURE POSTS I SAW WHAT YOU PUT..

I agree - it's not standard

getting some cock though dude, being a female character

...and i wasn't using the work 'cock' in terms of 'May-Speak'

Garry,your avatar reminded me of the Dark Clown from Tripping the rift animation. :D
This vid is not safe for watching at work,it contains swearing including the F bomb,also if you are under age for swearing please do not view it :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsh3Xnswb6I

:D

Oh crap we have a teacher telling us off :yawn: ... copy cats ???? grown ups ???? pulling people down makes YOU look silly dude :p you jumping in spoilt the thread in itself.

Garry chill out fella:yawn: the character speaks in this way and i'm sure there would be upraw on here or anyother forum if it was ment with malice. If we watched everything we said in this out of control PC world we wouldn't post half of what is posted;)

A joke,sorry if it offends anyone"in advance" but it made me laugh :p
How racist is it? how offensive is it?did you laugh?



Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.....


















....You got
nice house'


;)

i heard one simieler to that but it was a docter not his boss. still funny:p

officials of the beijing olympics have had to turn the lighting up higher.









apparently 90% of the audience were squinting....