A JOB :(
 

I want a job someone give me a nice one

If only you were female, blonde with big norks :thumbdown:

i bin out work for 2 long. i would dye my hair an i sure i already got big enough 'norks' :p female bits abit tricky though

don't bother with a job, there not all there cracked up to be :thumbsup:

well do i need it to be wanted lots of money cos im almost out an i dont wanna stop racing.

No win, no fee? :confused:

G

that does sound like a good plan actually. but still gotta find ways to get to em :P

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Dear Mr.Clarkson, you'll be banned with any more of that business - Jimmy

written like a true spineless b++++rd

haha, i ant bin claimin benifits. should have done wasnt expectin to be out work this long like

Did you get injured mike? :confused:

nah i didnt i wasnt gettin paid right so i had to quit.

Ah right, im having that problem right now actually:thumbdown:

what gettin injured, or not paid right

Not getting paid right :thumbdown::thumbdown:

Mcdonald's, burger king, KFC, paper round, pot washin:confused:

now bens got quiet a good job cv there, how do you manage them all ben

Yeah but the pots ben is washing are magnesium alloy and a couple of grand a piece :thumbsup:

how about barmaid:lol:

Hehe. I try to stay away from washing up :lol:

you could just prostitute yourself?

fiver for a blowie?

Is that an offer?

lol sounds like

is that a job for the next national??? :P

where u live??? i might be able to help u out. every little helps an all that :p

I live in Holbeach, but the missus just cut it.....sorry - she wanted a 'seeing' too, so I made her earn it....lol:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Good man :thumbsup:

Mine made me a coffee this morning, she must want something :confused:

I can help with all that 2 :p for the lazy man make someone else do it :p

You can have my job, its crap:thumbsup:

:thumbsup:Very true - I believe it's called deligating - lol:thumbsup::lol: