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best lines in a song?
Whilst I've just been sat in the shed painting shells, I had radio 1 on and heard a song with the opening line- 'I've just met someone that makes me feel sea sick!' :lol: class!
So it got me thinking. What is the best/funniest line you heard in a song? I'm sure there will be lots from Morrisey/the smiths. :) |
Frank zappa..bobby brown the whole song is just plain Nuts :lol:
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oooh eeeeh oooh aaaah aaaaah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!
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'I've got a brand new combine harvester' is clearly insane ..
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smells like teen spirit for randomness :D
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" ;):lol: 50 Cent
or "It was worth it for a baconator" MC BMag :D |
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....Hoochie Mama, Show Your Nana |
"How much is the fish" from Scooter
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i can beat that....
'Respect to the man in the ice cream van' from Scooter |
I've got about 20 songs in the mind now but none in english :mad: I have to think more about it.
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A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut ...you've been great :cool: |
"max, dont have sex with your ex, it will knock you off your legs"
from this 90's masterpiece... http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPVin0UECV4 :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: |
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You're neglecting to tell people where you heard that song first.... |
We want fun, want pie, want pie YEAH!
What do we want? We know what we want! We want pie, want pie, want pie! We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted! I think that Lee should like this one :lol: Well I forgot: Andrew W.K. - We want fun |
Son, Im 30
I only went with your mother cause shes dirty. Happy Mondays..kinky afro from the album..Bummed :thumbsup: |
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...that you stole, and now play that song on repeat on the way to racing :cry: |
ssshhhhhhh..... i can't hear e-rotic....
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friggin in the riggin cuz theres fcuk all else to do
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"Serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer."
That's pretty damn serious! |
I daren't write them but listen for yourself :lol:
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Charly says: Always tell your mummy
before you go off somewhere One of the first hits of The Prodigy - Charly |
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if we're doing old skool prodigy....
Ill take your brain to another dimension Pay close attention |
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the seahorses..
'Strap on Sally chased us down the alley, we feared for our behinds' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB3w3wgOo5M |
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely You don't always have to f*ck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right,to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too Sometimes you got to squeeze Sometimes you got to say "Please..." Sometimes you got to say "Hey..." I'm gonna f*ck you, softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you, sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers" And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally" "I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" That's f*ckin' team work! What's your favorite posish It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it But I'll order it from the casino in zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly, And then I f*ckin bone you completely But then I'm gonna f*ck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! |
Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four
I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina :lol: |
4 men in a boat with 3 cigarettes and no matches how do they smoke
Scotter |
Weird Al Yankovic - Albuequerque
just listen |
I like this one :
I know a bear that you all know. Yogi, Yogi. I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear. Yogi, Yogi bear! Yogi, Yogi bear! I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear. Yogi's got a girlfriend bear. Suzie, Suzie. Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie bear. Suzie, Suzie bear! Suzie, Suzie bear! Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie bear. http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-be.../yogi-text.gif http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-bear-song/yogi.jpg |
How's about good ol' Bodycount with Evil Dick:
Evil dick likes warm, wet places, Evil dick don't care about faces... The rest: http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/b/body...ck1135528.html |
Frank Zappa - He's so gay
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This as got to be a classis from Eminem
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother at the same time First heard coming from my 10 year old sons bedroom on Xmas day, must admit his mum was not too happy and the album was confiscated for a few years. |
"Whats a bag of chips divided by five? well thats a nike workers meal" :lol: From Bo Burnham - new math.
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Some more from Bo Burnham - Cookout
"Here's my wife stroke sister, she brightens up my day. She went away and i missed her coz my mums a lousey lay" and "Dont hang with boring fellows, it'll only be your loss. Stay here and roast marshmallows... by the burning cross" |
Got any salmon....sorted
The Shamen The Past was yours but the futures mine The Stone Roses Box of balloons, with a featherlite touch Madness There justified and there ancient and they drive an ice cream van KLF and i leave behind this hurricane of fucking lies Green Day About a million lines from Depeche Mode songs! |
DONNY SOLDIER just ace.
and shes so pretty,pretty vacant jonny rotten |
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