3 pet hates
 

I think i'm getting old now as little things just hit a nerve with me lately.
Here are my 3 pet hates.

1) people driving with fog lights on sometimes even in the day and certainly not when it's foggy

2) idiotic double barrelled names. like Mrs Jones-Smith. I work for mail order so see a lot of these go through the system.

3) very illegal personalised number plates. I seem to have an ANPR system built into my head which spots them lol. AN03 EWM in the wrong font incorrectly spaced reads ANDREW M...

pet hates
 

Brilliant mate, your not getting old as I couldnt agree more with your pet hates....how bout these ones?

1) People who wear sun glasses in doors, especially in clubs and pubs!
2) Car stickers that say 'Princess on board'
3) People who's voices go up in tone at the end of a line as if they are asking a question every time they speak lol

Putting it all in perspective though...I did actually see a book in Waterstones that was titled '1000 Things that boil my blood' :lol: brilliant

oh also. the amount of people I see wrongly parked is amazing. At Aldi you can put money on people being in the disabled or mother and toddler bays and the normal spaces are metres away!

and at our morrisons people sit in their 4x4's waiting on the double lines outside the store doors when there are hundreds of spaces again metres away. grrr.

Couldnt agree more about people with no children parking in the parent and baby section.

We have a small child and need to open the doors quite wide on the MPV to get her out and end up parking in the normal spaces which are waaaay too small.

If i see someone without a child in these spaces i get quite vocal about it too.lol

1/ People who drive transit vans/lorries/Land Rovers/Range Rovers/company cars (etc) and feel it is there god given right to give me shit because my car is smaller than theirs.

2/ People who put their kids into these ridiculously messed up pagent thingys (off of America?)

3/ The deaf man who lives in the flat above me watching porn during the day with the volume loud enough that he can hear it...and most of the neighbourhood (true story).

Really glad i spotted the BABY ON BOARD badge as i was just going to try and kill you with my transit van(especially you chris!):woot:For f---s sake!!

1. Stupid people
2. Very Stupid people
3. Extreamely Stupid people

My wife
1 nag
2 nag
3 nag

Agree with all/most of the above.

1) Child on Board..... yet you pulled out on me and your driving like a retard.

2) Mini Roundabouts. Especially people who give way to every single thing around, and then pull out on the one thing he SHOULD have given way too (and that victim is usually me, as I rarely hesitate if there's a gap).

3) Traffic lights on left turn filter lanes. Asif we are unable to use our friggin' eyes and look for a gap. Making me stop for no good reason is wasting my fuel, and don't get me wrong, im all for safety but this is ridiculous. Maybe the red light should have a sign "If your unable to make a safe judgement, please check light (red = stop), otherwise giveway and go when safe to do so".

:woot: @ all 3

Parents who smoke in the car with their kids in the back..

ok its only one but its 3 times annoying..

Girls who have "babe on board" signs when they are clearly fat birds

nice how you did number 3 there on purpose :thumbsup:

1) Bosses.

2) Wives

3) Green peace people who ask you to fill out a 300 page questionaire on saving trees.

My list could go on for Ages but it would piss loads off.

Mine are 1 ansmann drivers
2 short people
3 volkswagon drivers

1. Beetroot
2. Virgin Media Indian? call centres
3. Dogshit on the kids shoes, although quite funny on others

1. People who park in disabled spaces.
2. People who give my wife shit for parking in a disabled spaces because she is young and you wouldn't know she's a Double amputee when she has trousers on, she walks so well.
3. People who ride on disabled scooters at theme parks just because they are obese.

4. Aubergines

Ansmann
Nitrotek
people who crash into me in rc race's !!

lol

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

1. Dole scroungers ( by this I mean healthy fit people that can't be bothered)
2. iPhone 4" failed to send text " message (just send it when you get reception like normal phones grrrr)
3. Alphabet spagetti ( should be called letter spagetti cause not once has it come out of the tin in order):)

1. People who drop Litter
2. People at our club who give me sh1t for listening to Radio 4
3. Twisted leg Jeans.. I mean who the hell invented those things?