Good stuff,

i know some IT lads who are on a K a day :thumbsup:

Haha, that would be nuts. What do they do exactly? Im gonna look into a night course, but as their so expensive i don't wanna get the qualifications in the area that pay £1 a day. :lol:

To be honest I don’t know but, look at the job descriptions on the websites for the ones with big wages and see what they require, then do those courses. 99% of people in the industry will pick knowledge over qualifications though, degrees are pretty pointless unless you want to go staff and pay 40% tax. Personally ill take the money :lol:

Most of my stuff is knowledge, i only have a levels but could piss over most graduates :lol:
Cheers for your help.

You can spot the ones with the degrees a mile off when you start talking about real life and not something that was explained in a text book or can be solved with a calculation.

I had an interview yesterday, which was interesting. The job i applied for was different to what they wanted :lol: The description was for system design and development and they wanted an Oracle admin. :confused: Funnily enough i still passed their tests, without really knowing what it was. :lol: Not sure the 2k a year for parking + fuel and car will be worth it. :thumbdown:

more tax if you get the company car, i used to like having my fuel paid for that was a nice perk along with the car but you do get reamed by the tax man, i remember paying about 2k a month in tax out of a 5k month:thumbdown:

Balls to that :thumbsup:

PAYE is the devil :lol:

Ian, are you the oracle?

I can see how you would see that, iam pretty amazing. :lol:

"This is my work face"

Its worrying that picture ben suits it lol.

A

:D:D:D:D:D:D

HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMMMOOOOOOO :lol::lol::lol::lol:

G

the art of make up :thumbsup: well photoshop :lol:

Have just done exactly that. :)
Was a Mech Eng permie working on the design & development of aircraft fuel systems for Airbus yesterday.
Have now set up limited company and got Airbus as end client so come back to same job on different aircraft on Monday.
Best thing is next week I'll be back as a consultant with double $$$ and less tax. :woot: :thumbsup:
Drop me a pm if you want any info.

Qualified mech engineer, qualified civil engineer........ and I get to play with "toy" helis, planes and cars!!!!!:thumbsup:

:lol: I got a phone call today 'we want to offer you the job' I felt bad saying i didn't want it. :o

Well done anyway :thumbsup:

Lol, cheers. Thats now 100% for me in interviews to job offers :lol:

Now? Surely it must have been before this one too? :confused::confused: :woot:

Hi Ted.

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Yeah i read that too but couldn't find the effort to change it. :woot:

Right-e-o seeing as my colleague just got the job we both went for owing to him having 'more experience', which he doesn't iam at odds of what to do. The guy has basically left me to design and setup all the servers and network over the last two years while he has been out and about massaging peoples egos.
Now, he makes a fair few major mistakes, like deleting people profiles off the servers and not knowing how to fix them, then i have to fix them. Should i keep fixing his mistakes for the sakes of the users or just let him hang himself? I even feel like screwing him over as i have heard rumours of him taking the praise for my work. :mad:

Opinions? :confused::woot:

BURN HIM :woot:

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Tell your manager Ian. Because then you will get the thing why didnt you tell someone why did you leave it why didnt you repair it. etc etc etc bullsh*t

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Dude, if you were not there to bail him, what would happen?

Simply take care of yourself, if a user comes to you then so-be-it and take it on - but don't bail somebody out. Heck if redundancies come around you want to be the one they want to keep - right now im guessing they don't realise that as your busybailing out. Just think how much more focus you can put in to what you do if you weren't bailing?

What I tend to do, if it effects me, like it might you. Is point out the obvious for all to see "You've screwed up mate, can't fix it? I'll do it, leave this alone & just go bugger something else up and i'll fix that later too".

Cheers dude, ill have to think of subtle ways so people can see he isn't god lol. Im always pretty professional to everyone, i can't brown nose people like him though, i refuse to do it, maybe thats my problem....:lol:

I had a bit of fun before my previous manager left, i blocked his home drive from writing anything to it, took him 8 hours till he asked for help :lol:

Ash, he is now my manager.

Just Book yourself a weeks holiday and wait for the complete computer system to fail while your gone :)

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I can do that from home :woot:

Hmm, im bored, time to delete all 2000 user accounts. :thumbsup:

Look after number 1 Ian, if you don't nobody else will

Simple, very good advise, maybe it's time. :thumbsup:

Cheers.

Edward always knows.

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I got told off at work today :cry::(

"You forgot the meat" :lol:

Nah it wasnt to do with cooking :woot: Better than that :eh?:

please tell :)

Was you not blowing up the little kiddies balloons fast enough?? :woot: :woot: :woot:

Hmmmm, now then I need to think. So this is Lil Ben in MaccyD's, trouble, bound to be random, not involving cooking, Ben laughing a lot.

No idea.

I know, and it's not something to be proud of.

She has a FAT ass :o

Was it show and tell and you brought in your sock?

ok ok, this lass was cleaning the shoot thingy were the burger's get put... so i couldnt help but pick up a cloth and twirl it round and spank her cute little a$$ :eh?:....

... then about half an hour later i got followed into the freezer by one of the managers who told me off about the matter and that it was a health and safety issue :lol:

Before this happened a ginger girl fell on her arse... i felt the floor shake :lol: I found it amusing anyway..

Ben