and u stan!!!!!

seaweed head!!!!

drinking or fighting?????????

or one of them togo pole things?

both mate !!!!! could be fun ?? :o

BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

naked?

No, CRT, was heavy

Erm, i know it's the last nat and all that but unless some strippers are hired to join in i cant condone that. :p ....o and no men, of corse then it would just be an orgy.

:) It's a few years ago now but one of the maddest thing I ever did was ride my motorbike in the middle of summer wearing normal trousers, shoes & T shirt, you know whats coming don't you?

Thats right I got twatted off on the A.12 by a bloke in a Ford Capri doing 85 mph as I was slowing up to go into the slip to turn right. When they picked me up out of the road all I had on was the elastic off my cacks and my crash helmet, rest of it had been torn off as I slid down the road on my back. Took 3 months of wearing a petroleum gauze body stocking from neck to ankles to heal the gravel rash. Couldn't sit down or lie on my back but the worst part was my my bike was hit so hard from behind I got severe friction burns on the old wedding tackle as it was pushed forward between my legs!!!

Moral of the story, no matter how hot it is your better of sweating than bleeding!!!!:)

Doing 175mph in my Soarer to see if Clarkson was right and the speed cameras dont work (on the A12) and guess what, he was right, I never got a single flash, just a painful pocket as it cost me 75 pounds to fill it up after a 45 minute spin. Guys avoid V8 cars, just do what i am and buy a V6 supercharged car instead hehehe

I do recall coming back from teifyside from the welsh league and one of Jon Tuckers (Once a Team Associated driver and national A winner) friends and Dave Belsten were behind me, that I decided to drive my car thru the sunroof averaging about 80 mph on country lanes when going round a bend I see a cop car sitting there and as i was standing up driving at the time I couldnt react quick enough so carried on. Eventually when i managed to get back down to my seat I got a call and could hear laughing and some one said that the cop car driver reacted too quickly and his coffee went all over the windscreen so keep going.

Or then there was worksop, Paul Gardner, Craig Harris and a few other guys went and had more than a few and the next thing I remember is being in a hedge with this ginger girl outside her house, and a very annoyed father standing above looking for blood. If he hadnt have woken me i wouldnt have made the finals in the morning

Handcuffing a friend to a lamp post outside a childrens junior school totally naked with whipped cream covering the essentials (what a stag night) but to make it even funnier, a woman police officer had to unlock the cuffs the next morning.

Letting Dave hang out the window of my car at 75 mph alongside the car of Jon Leonards dads car, and knocking on the passenger back window and offering his daughter some crisps and drinks.

Pulling up at some traffic lights with a central walkway in a road in Cardiff, and pedestrians were walking whilst I was pulling up, i saw this girl and just stuck my arms out the window and said to my friend in the car watch this and this girls very large chest landed perfectly in my hands. She didnt even slap me, as the lights changed to green and i booted it hehehe

Decking Nicky Evens dad Cliff at the Abergavenny regional in 99. That was funny as he is considerably bigger than me, and has to be the best out the bunch, well almost as I won the welsh league regional event he sponsered later on in the year and he didnt want to award me the prize or trophy. Fantastic

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE:D class!!!

My hat goes off to Chrislong and Northy! Surely they must be declared the winners! Let's see...* Overtook a slowpoke on the wrong side of a traffic divider, facing opposing traffic, at around 3 times the legal speed limit, at rush hour, in a bad neighbourhood.* Tried to power slide an old Mercedes 250D containing 4 tipsy girls, 4 suited-up but arachnophobic mates, and 1 creepy crawly little spider. * Romantic endeavours in a bull-filled meadow