To much Information

Liverpool to win

WOAH !!!!!! Way to much info !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wtf: :wtf:

He won't even get on the pitch unless it goes to Pen's and Liverpool will be lucky to take them that far - Kaka alone can tear apart any team as he's done all year again.

It'll be an interesting match but i don't think it'll come close to the one 2 years ago, that will take some beating as far as good matches go!

kaka to score a hattrick and milan to win:)

Maschareno to man mark Kaka out of the game....

he wil get on the pitch

when liverpool collect there runner up medals

Park, Park, wherever you may be
They eat dogs in your home country,
but it could be worse,
You could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.

Ah, terrace wit! :D

don't blame it on the Biscan,
don't blame it on the Hamann,
don't blame it on the Finnan,
blame it on Traore...
he just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet...

sorry, it's not that relavent a song any more, just makes me laugh!! How did we ever win the CL in '05 with that team!!

Want me to explain the offside rule...?! :p

You can handle me eh... hmm....!!

Anyway, are you trying to tell me the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo are "men"?! PAH!

we won with good old fashioned hard work blood sweat and tears and the last one determination. plus Steve G

yes please feel free to explain it ;) should be interesting ..
and you know i can handle you :cool: , after all you reckon your scared of me ..:( ..

The offside rule explained for girls
>
> You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
> shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and
> which you must have.
>
> The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing
> them with desire.
>
> Both of you have forgotten your purses.
>
> It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you
> had no money to pay for the shoes.
>
> The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
>
> Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop


> and sees your dilemma.
>
> She prepares to throw her purse to you.
>
> If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
> shopper and buy the shoes.
>
> At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
> *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch


> the purse and buy the shoes.
>
> Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it
> would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
>
> There you go poppet.

;)

oh pore liverpool fans crying already on bbcnews

that is absolute genius!

the most important thing to ask yourself in this situation though, is 'why is she out of the kitchen?'

...lol, i'm digging my own grave here!!

Milan to win 2-0. I hate Liverpool FC and always have... almost as much as the macams and the smoggies.

Nowt wrong with Newcastle women... :D

a quote off the BBC website !! :D :D its so funny


Fan Ben Whitehead, a 22-year-old computer technician of Huddersfield, West Yorks, said: "I am absolutely devastated. "I have been crying and I will probably cry again in a minute. I am just trying to hold it in".

big girl !!!!!:D

I wish I could be bothered to bite...

And believe me, if I was in the kitchen, I'd be burning your food... or giving you food poisoning - one of the two!

Watch your back Stan... I'll set Wraggy on you (after he's finished "handling" me!!) :D

bloody hell is simon cowell the refferee :eh?:

Some people are on the pitch... they think its all over... no wait, it's the Liverpool team.

Oh dear, oh dear!

the ref was in a milan top:D

or his watch was fast :mad:

he used his sex watch

I thought that...!

The fact it took them 87 mins to score seems to suggest it wasn't likely they would get another in 15 seconds :D

Why oh why did he pick Zenden?? He was a waste of time against Chelsea in the last round and did the same thing again tonight! Milan were just too strong, they had few chances but took them. Fair result imho.

absolutely gutted, but yeah, we simply aren't as good as them. Rafa did most things right, except pick Zenden, but until we buy a world class striker, we won't challenge for anything.

ah well, the cat got kicked last night.

...back to the land of r/c racing again

here you go stan in case you missed it while kicking the cat !!!!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...ophy203270.jpg lol , sorry it had to be done ...:D

Nick your right. 15 sec's nether here or there. The game was lost in the first half, you can not miss 3 chances in a game like that, Liverpool should have gone in at half time 3:1 up, Gutted.

Least it was a good game

Agree Kopite, Why Why Zenden :confused:

Did nothing against Chelsea in the Semi Final and nothing last night.

Loudest cheer of the night at the pub when he got taken off.

it was a crap match i switched off at HaLF time. sorry you lost stan hope doddy didnt rub it in to much

What have Olivia Newton-John and Liverpool FC got in common?

They both got f**ked in Greece
:(

second goal was all harry kewells fault!!! was limping round trying to get a free kick and was not marking KAKA!!!! and Zenden ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!! crouch should have come on soooo much earlier. I cant be the only one that noticed Alonso giving away lots and lots of silly free kicks, one that milan scored from:mad: but cant say all bad the boys, they did take it to milan was not easy for them. pennant 100% man of the match.

Pennant? Noooooo he couldn't get a decent cross in all game, even Gerrard was losing it with him - i did think at 55 mins they should have bought Zenden and Pennant off, moved Gerrard to the right and bring Kewel on to the left - then they could have at least played Crouch and Kuyt together for a lot longer then the 13/14 mins they were given. They seem to shoot themselves in the foot from my point of view, i don't know how everyone can see Zenden is a complete waste of time yet the manager can't?!?!

i think the only reason why Zenden was on the pitch was because Gonzales has been absolutely shocking, Garcia is out for the season, Kewell has only just come back from injury and was a risk, no matter how talented he is. To be fair, i would've preferred even Riise on the left wing, but Riise does an ok job at left back, and we've got a solid back 4 that you don't wanna start tinkering with for the final!

Even Benitez has come out today in the news and said that Gonzales is on his way out, and Zenden is free to leave. He knows they're crap, but he didn't have many options on the left for that game.

Zenden irritated the hell out of me all game, he was taking far too much time to do anything, and was easily marked out of the game.

Pennant worked his socks off, but he still seems scared to go past people, and his crosses constantly hit their first defender. Our best two players were gerrard and maschareno, but that's just my opinion, it isn't neccessarily right :D

I still can't work out why you would leave your top goal scorer on the bench, for such an important match:confused: