:o where have you been hiding? :p and you gonna come to the club one day?

'That's not my name'









not serious obviously ;)

Another one I'm not going to write the lyrics here :p

You had to get that one in didn't you james.:D:lol:



Rather depressingly- '...and then a ten ton truck crashes into us, to die by your side, the honor, the honor is mine!' Morrisey......what goes through his mind?

"Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose cuz I'm retarted
Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor"
And wipe my butt with your..."
"Face!"
"Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat!"


Anthrax, "I'm The Man"

:lol: :lol:

"There's no such thing..like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans" - Business - Eminem

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine - Darling Nikki - Prince

I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all - Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh

And this one that lead me to marry the wife -

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
- If You Wanna Be Happy - Rocky Sharp & The Replays version.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.
Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Smiths

Didn't like you very much when I met you and now I like you even less
? The Wonderstuff

You're the one for me fatty
Morrissey
There are loads more, I was going to do an insulting CD for the restaurant but the wife vetoed the idea :mad::thumbdown:.

I also like
Now if you're bald it'll give you hair
If you've got straight trousers it'll give you flares
Medicine Show by Big Audio Dynamite

Love the D! genious in its purest form!
Weird thing is, one of my favourite music videos (Foo Fighters - Learn to fly) has them in it, waaaay before they'd hit the big time, and then Grohl went on to make a few appearances with them and be part of the band (in none perminant way, in a 'im going to go tour with QOTSA' way) on drums.


Another D song, the original, the greatest.... Tribute (TV show version was better IMO, not as polished and more D like.)
Just love the fact that they singing a song, in tribute to a song which they cant remember :D which is later revealed in 'The final Showdown' from the Pick of Destiny film.

And were back to Dave Grohl again :D (he's the devil btw)

Also another kinda Adult themed song from the D, Double Team:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenac...oubleteam.html
bit too long for posting, and contains too many words requiring censoring ;)

Had to come out of lurking just to say that :blush:

oh, just found the original 'Tribute' vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH35a...eature=related

Most of the good ones are already mentioned: e-rotic, Scooter, witch doctor,...
I have these to add:
"Your love's in the gutter, your sperm's in the sink" - Jethro Tull
Remote Control - Beastie Boys (Whole song is strangely appropriate to us R/C nuts)