I once dropped a chunk of cheesestring, and it bounced all over like a Bouncey ball.

Leeks are stupid, they smell, give you bad breath, and are like squashed onions.

Biscuits without chocolate on them.

Sweatcorn, Peas, water cress.

I like a good pear though.

we had heard that about you lol


spinich it tasteless, looks like green paper when its cooked,
and has never given me popeye's forearms

branston pickle sauce.. with out the pickle.

Really pointless food.
Cucumber, which uses more calories to digest than it can give you.
So what's the point of eating it?:confused: :p :eh?:

Peas - devils snot.

mushrooms - fungus, might as well lick someones athletes foot.

Broccoli-food of the devil, causes dwarfism & ape like features

Nobody cooks with Marrows anymore. They're like fat cucumbers.

Hello everyone,


Add to that ducks tongue, Thousand year egg and birds nest soup... why??

Hope that they did not make you drink the blood and contents of the snakes gaul bladder - like I had to... amazing what you'll do after a few beers!!

Also can recommend staying away from ant egg tacos and deep fried locusts in Mexico...

So you lose weight? I think.

So why do they put cucumber on their eyes? :o

God Ben, dont you know anything about women???

It so that when they look in the mirror it gives them the illusion of weight loss, the logic works like this, if the cucumber makes them slim then it must make the image that they see of themselves slimmer!!!

I now think that I am in deep do do with the femal community on this forum!!!

Super women pacifier coming up!!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3...gus1200507.jpg

If you could see me now, I'm rolling my eyes at you.

Would that be accompanied by the words I am disapointed in you??? If so I think thats the look my wife gives me!!

That puppy is AMAZINGLY cute... he looks so sad and small...

No no, not disappointed... after all, you ARE male, so you're allowed to be a gibberish-talking chauvanist pig. :D

He's my new Pup called Angus, he is 6 weeks old today.

And many thanks for your compliments, after what I said I was expecting a bararge of abuse!!

But you do realise in my generalisation I was talking about the more vacuous (spelling not sure!!) type of women, and not any of you loverly women folk!!

(in sencond thoughts maybe in deeper do do now)

Fancy handing me your shovel before you dig a hole so deep you fall in?!

Believe me, it'd take a lot more than a couple of slices of cucumber to make me think I was thin!

Yes now handing shovel over!!

i'm sooooo gonna have a f**k off steak tonight, that's pi**ing blood, but with no god damn mushrooms (Andy, you're so gay), just chips and onion rings and a fit pint of Kronembourg in a frosted glass.

I'm ALL man!!!!

urgh urgh urgh.... steaks that bleed are oh so wrong.

infact, steaks are just wrong in general.

poor little daisy the cow.

(and yes, mushrooms are very very wrong!)

your such a liar !!! :D :D