buy her a truggy and say "this has got 2.41 ponies" lol

Lol - like it..

I've found a place that wants people to ride rescued horses etc. but she won't go :(

The other thing is a Mini Cooper S... But I have a plan, put a milltek, remap it and I'll drive it :)

yh but then she would be like

"you only buy presents that you want" but a mini sounds like a good plan

Are you married to Jordan or summat dude?

Err no thankfully, but why?

She changed the locks and has horses too... sorry, it was jus' my slightly skewed lateral thinking processes taking over... :woot:

just walk out the door and go it work's :)

And wait for the divorce papers to come through on monday :thumbsup:

Buy some bling its not cheap but it always works for me!!! Plus i get her to change her dress sense!!!

racing or not that is the question !!!!!
 

so emtee after all the advice you have been given will we see you at the batley track this sunday or does the other half win !!!!!!! lol:lol:

See ya Sunday...! :thumbsup:

I think my beloved is finally coming round to my way of thinking... that 'n the fact I happened to accidently mention the thread... Can't quite believe it yet, she took it pretty well...! mind you, if I appear sporting bandages or a sling you can take it she had her payback...:lol:

You are my hero Northy.... :thumbsup:

Then you can go racing when ever you like :lol:

A woman would probably say I will, and you enjoy the walk home

WOMEN
 

Nice to see others have the same issues with women ....mine constantly whinges at me playing with my "toy" cars.....

of course when you stay with em i ask ok what you want to do then? - A: i dont know !!!!

Tell em to go out on their own - "oohh i dont know what to do"

And when ypou say "look love the reason i go playing with toy cars is cause you bore the shit out of me constanlty complaining" well they dont like that at all.....

Too true...

When a woman doesn't like you racing you know the relationship is doomed. My ex hated me coming home from work on a friday, packing the car up and saying see you sunday night.

Luckily we are no longer together and my new bird gives me a lift when im still drunk from the night before.

And she has massive norks :thumbsup:

What you need to do is get in touch with all her mates on the quiet and get them to arrange a girlie day out for her, you know, shopping and lunch and all that crap. She will be made up to be having a special day and you will have your day free plus be in the good books for arranging it all!:thumbsup:

Arrange a day out with her friends and then fake illness. She won't want to stay in with/catch anything off you, so once she's out pack the car and leave. job done.

From Monaco?:confused: Result:thumbsup: