I am currently considering what here is the least logical.
Garry's avatar seems to be at this point in time.

Does that make me ashley?

A

My avator is ace - Youre a cock.

thts mays word, tell em may.

jimmy can we have i.p checks on these "mysterious" comedians?

I`m sure jimmy knows exactly who it is, but he wouldn`t tell you :thumbsup: or me for that matter :cry:

Are you sure you have the hang of this 'May' banter, Garry?

May uses the word cock as an adjective, not a noun. So, in 'May-speak', the response is "Yours is cock".

This thread is so funny, but being spoilt by copy-cats who are just a bit shy of the amusement value of the real Clarkson, May, Spock, et al. Let's leave it to the grown-ups... :D :D

(PS, you're right about his avatar, anyway!!)

I wasn't refaring to him in "May-Talk" :eh?:

:eh?::eh?:

Why is my Avator not logical ?

Dude, ask Spock, I really don't care.

I was asking Spock you prick :bored:

BTW STOP EDITING YOURE POSTS I SAW WHAT YOU PUT..

I agree - it's not standard

getting some cock though dude, being a female character

...and i wasn't using the work 'cock' in terms of 'May-Speak'

Garry,your avatar reminded me of the Dark Clown from Tripping the rift animation. :D
This vid is not safe for watching at work,it contains swearing including the F bomb,also if you are under age for swearing please do not view it :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsh3Xnswb6I

:D

Oh crap we have a teacher telling us off :yawn: ... copy cats ???? grown ups ???? pulling people down makes YOU look silly dude :p you jumping in spoilt the thread in itself.

Garry chill out fella:yawn: the character speaks in this way and i'm sure there would be upraw on here or anyother forum if it was ment with malice. If we watched everything we said in this out of control PC world we wouldn't post half of what is posted;)

A joke,sorry if it offends anyone"in advance" but it made me laugh :p
How racist is it? how offensive is it?did you laugh?



Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.....


















....You got
nice house'


;)

i heard one simieler to that but it was a docter not his boss. still funny:p

officials of the beijing olympics have had to turn the lighting up higher.









apparently 90% of the audience were squinting....